Hey so it still needs a few adjustments, you may notice a narrator pops up in the last scene that wasn't in the rest of the script, and I may want to change that laterš
but for now a finished draft with at least most of the typos caught! Hope you enjoy. It was so much fun trying this out over the holiday season, I wonder what new challenges this year will bring. Also I never did change the title, maybe I'll do that in the next draft.
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Nice to be so Naughty
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A Christmas Movie
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By
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Dalila Caryn
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Scene 1: Eight Tiny Reindeer
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Scene:
Basement IT department of My Best Friend Doll company, Burbank CA. It is Monday November 26. There are several cubicles crammed into the small room, along the left wall is a small break room with one glass window and an open door, through which a fridge and a small round table are visible.Ā
At the desk of GABRIELLA neatly appointed with a computer, office phone notepads and a jar of pens and decorated for Christmas with a small strand of snowflake lights a miniature Christmas tree without ornament, a snowman mug filled with candy canes and a Santa with eight reindeer.
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GABRIELLA faces into the camera speaking to the crew of a documentary working in the company. Wearing a pair of elf ear headphones, and a Christmas lama sweater over slacks.
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GABRIELLA
There were in fact nine tiny reindeer on my desk when I left work last Wednesday! And there are only eight now. So fine, (dramatic sigh) some people think a full week before Thanks Giving is too early to decorate for Christmas. But thats no excuse for theft. And they did it so blatantly too. (rolls eyes) Its probably Jack. Its always Jack. Heās like a five-year-old. Its not as if he stole Rudolph, who wasnāt a part of the original octet so I might not have noticed right away. But nooo! He stole Vixen.
Beat unheard question.Ā
GABRIELLA
Of course I know their order. Santa speaks English, so presuming a basic English education he would call them from left to right, starting with the deer nearest his sleigh! And the perpetrator stole the second deer on Santaās right. Vixen!Ā (gestures broadly at desk)Ā
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Camera pans to show the figurines on the desk.
Pans back to GABRIELLA.Ā
GABRIELLAĀ
Call me a Who. I like Christmasāa lot. But Iām not crazy or rude about it. I donāt play my music so others can hear it, thats what the ears are for. (indicates elf ear headphones) I donāt try and get other people to decorate, or sing random Christmas carols in the break room. But if someone still has a problem with me, they should come at me
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Ā GABRIELLA slaps chest in a manner intended to be intimidating but hits too hard.Ā
Coughs, ruining the effect.
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GABRIELLA (rubbing chest)
Not at the reindeer.Ā
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Camera pans up slightly, a hand slowly appears over the cubical wallĀ
JACKās head follows finger to lips.Ā
JACK steals another deer. Donner.
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GABRIELLA (answering unheard question)
No. I canāt just move Rudolph to Vixenās place. For one thing, he leads the sleigh. For another, he didnāt even come with this set, so he doesnāt match exactly.Ā
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GABRIELLA begins to reach towards reindeer.Ā
Phone ringsĀ
GABRIELLA swivels to answer.
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GABRIELLA (into phone)
I.T. department, Gabriella speaking. How can I helpāOh. Good morning, sir (sits straighter) Of course anything. (beat) Wellā¦thats not exactly an I.T. assignment, maybeā¦ No. No. Of course. It would be my pleasure. Five minutes, of course.Ā
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GABRIELLA hangs up and sighs into a slouch looking at Christmas sweater.Ā
Shakes head at camera.
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GABRIELLAĀ
When I first got this job I was in a full business suit or dress everyday. And I got teased mercilessly for it and never left this basement. Like 355 days a year I donāt even leave this cubicle. I mean Iāve never even met our C.O.O., thats who was on the phone, Mr. Coleman.
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Beat unheard question.Ā
GABRIELLA
What? Ha ha, very funny. No they donāt keep me chained to my desk. I can leave for weekends and vacation days. It was hyperbolic. If you want to know my exact number of working days ask an accountant. Ā
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GABRIELLA stands only the bottom of torso in the shot.Ā
Pulls sweater over head revealing a loose blouse.Ā
The lama sweater falls to floor.Ā
An exaggerated sigh can be heard.Ā
GABRIELLA ducks into the shot.Ā
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GABRIELLA
Wish me luck. Ā
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GABRIELLA exits, camera pans to watch her leave.Ā
JACKās head dips into the shot watching GABRIELLA.Ā
JACK spins to face camera, pulls out both reindeer,Ā
prancing them around.
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Cut to JACKās cubical, sitting with reindeer in hand.Ā
JACKās cubicle has a bare minimum of personal items.Ā
One family photo.Ā
JACK
Nah, I have nothing against Christmas, or even decorating early. (rolls eyes) At home. I just like screwing with her. Sheās too intense about everything: her value to the company, her plans for the future, company hiring policy, now Christmas! I mean come on relax already.Ā
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Shakes head answering unheard question.
JACK
No. No. Seriously, no. Iām not intoā¦that. I mean can you imagine.Ā
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JACK makes scared face holding up reindeer.
JACK
This is the level of intensity she puts into a holiday at the office! She has twinkle lights, a snowman with candy canes. Which she says she doesnāt even like that much by the way. And a tiny tree a Santa and reindeer, and as of yesterday while on a tech call she made and decorated a chain of snowmen. Donāt get me wrong sheās a nice girl. Maybe too nice. She told everyone when she first came here that she doesnāt like being called Gabby or Gabs but everyone calls her that and she just smiles sweetly. And when Maya accidentally synced her home calendar with the whole office, and lost all the other appointments Gabriella not only fixed the calendar she also spent hours comforting Maya, and showing her how to run her phone. I donāt even think she got a thank you. But she canāt relax. I mean is she on speed or something? And this whole āI like Christmas like a five year old thing.ā Can you imagine dating that its aā(breaks off looking beyond camera)
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GABRIELLA leas into shot. Ā
Violently yanks both reindeer from JACK.
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GABRIELLA (angrily)
Imagine it all you want. Its not happening.
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Camera pans to follow GABRIELLA marches around desk,Ā
replaces the reindeer with care.Ā
Face impassive, breathing heavily.
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JACK (whispers, rolling eyes)
Fuck.
GABRIELLA (shakes head at unheard question)Ā
Not now.
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Cut to GABRIELLA in conference room
Individual interview.
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GABRIELLA
It was nothing special. At least nothing special about me. Mr. Coleman just wants me to run the office Secret Santa this year because last year was such a disaster. He basically order me to data mine the office for gift ideas. (beat/chewing lip)
I am (shrugging) slightly opposed to the invasion of privacy. But we do sign contracts that give the company access to everything we do on our office computers. Still I really think he should let the whole secret Santa thing go.Ā
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GABRIELLA pulls a face.Ā
Shaking her head at an unheard question.
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GABRIELLA
Oh I love Christmas and I love decorating my desk but that doesnāt mean I think there should be a company wide mandatory participation in a holiday function. He should just give end of the year bonus and leave it at that. Iād much prefer money to the kind of gifts I got last year. IĀ only got one on the last of the twelve days and it was a box of Bic pens. Iām pretty sure they stole it from the supply closet.
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Beat unheard question.Ā
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GABRIELLAĀ
No. Its not flattering that he picked me. (scoffs) Iām the most junior member if the department so I cannot say no. And I obviously love buying gifts and giving them since Iām female. The only one in the department. Which by the way (growing agitated) is weird. At least half my graduating class were female, why are they so under represented in the work force?
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Beat unheard comment.Ā
GABRIELLA blushes.Ā
GABRIELLA
What? You think that just because I smile and decorate for Christmas Iām incapable of viewing inequity. You listen to Jack too much. What did he do, call me an airhead before I came back?
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Beat unheard question.Ā
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GABRIELLA
Of course that upset me! Not in an oooh my poor broken heart sort of way. Iām not into him either. But just the way he was talking, like dating me would be a form of torture or something. It was offensive! Youād be offended too. (shrugs) maybe even hurt.
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Long beat.Ā
GABRIELLA looks up, nodding to unheard question.Ā
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GABRIELLA
Oh, well Mr. Coleman gave me a lot of latitude so Iām gonna have fun with it. Not everyone celebrates Christmas, but that doesnāt mean they donāt all have something they want or need. So (grinning) Iāll figure it out. This yearājust call me Santa. Ā
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Scene: Basement I.T. department
It is Wednesday December 5thĀ
Camera aimed at JACKās cubical.
Beyond it two cubicles are visible withĀ
Decoration, one with multicolored lights
Another has a Rudolph head with a 3DĀ
Red nose and rings around it.Ā
Jackās desk remains void of decoration.
GABRIELLAās decoration is not visible fromĀ
JACKās side.
JACK
Gabby over there us still pouting. She hasnāt said more than three words to me in like a week. I mean its not like I mutilated the reindeer or anything.
GABRIELLA (loudly from behind partition) (fake phone call)
I.T. this is, Gabriella. Is that you, Santa? Wow! I canāt believe youāre calling me personally.
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JACK grins at camera wide and impressed.Ā
GABRIELLA
Oh, youāve taken Jack off your nice list. Yeah that makes sense. I did just hear him mention reindeer mutilation like its okay.
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JACK snorts.
GABRIELLA
Yep, Santa. Iāll keep you posted. Happy Holidays!
JACK (laughing)
See what I mean. She is other level nutty.
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BEAT. JACK shaking his head amused.
A nutcracker appears at the top of aĀ
Partition. GABRIELLA standing slips aĀ
Walnut into its mouth and proceeds toĀ
Crack the nut, shell bits scatter over JACKĀ
And desk. GABRIELLA smiles sweetly.Ā
GABRIELLA
Walnut?
JACK (shaking off debris)
Iām good. Thanks.
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GABRIELLA replaces nutcracker on her desk.
Crosses to break room munching nut.
JACK
She is totally acting suspicious. This whole week. No, its longer than that. Ever since her meeting with Coleman. Instead of what she usually does: actually working between tech calls, which by the way is redundant, but she hasnāt been doing her redundant work. No sheās been leaving her cubicle to chat with people. Add to that she took on the usage reports, which anyone can see she hates.
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BEAT unheard question.
JACK
Oh, usage reports are random spot checks we do to see what employees are using their computers for. You know, how much time does Daniel spend on minesweepers, or Tiffany on Facebook. That sort of thing. No one cares about them until they want to fire someone then they use them as ammunition. Gabriella dislikes them because she feels like sheās invading peopleās privacy. But technically they have no privacy guarantee on work computers.(shrugs)Ā She just gets too involved. When she first ran the reports found out that Frank was spending all this time on medical sites and she dug deeper, to see what he was actually looking at. Turns out his wife had ovarian cancer and she just got all worked up about it. Hasnāt liked doing them since. Now she volunteers, and is using them to go out there and get to know those weirdos. Its very odd. (nods at break room) Watch her.
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Camera pans left to show GABRIELLA andĀ
MAYA through break room window. A bit of
A muffled conversation can be over heardĀ
Between women in break room.
MAYA (teary)
Not only is he still married, he also lied about having kids. And heās six years older than his account said.Ā
GABRIELLA (awkwardly)Ā
Wow. Liars, that really sucks.Ā
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Commotion is audible behind camera.Ā
JACK moves unseen to GABRIELLAāsĀ
Side of the cubicle and begins riflingĀ
Through her things.Ā
MAYA
I know! Heās completely ruining Christmas for me.
GABRIELLA
He canāt be the only thing that makes the holidays special.
MAYA (wails)
He was!
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MAYA throws herself into GABRIELLAās
Arms for a hug. GABRIELLA noticesĀ
Camera looks closer
Angrily catches sight of JACK.
Camera pans back to JACK, rifflingĀ
around GABRIELLAās desk.Ā
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Cut to break room camera crew.Ā
GABRIELLA comforts MAYA while
Watching JACK with growing annoyance.Ā
GABRIELLA
Its okay. Come on. Youāve had nice Christmases alone before. What made them special?
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MAYA sobbing says something unintelligible.
Cut to JACK at GABRIELLAās desk.
Desk shows additional decoration. Christmas
Tree now has miniature ornaments. AndĀ
Snowflake d-cals are stuck to the wall of
The cubicle. Everything is neatly in its place.Ā
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JACK (amused pointing at computer screen)
She is full mad hatter.Ā
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BEAT unheard comment from camera crew.
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JACK
Oh. Sorry.Ā
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JACK pulls at latched edge of computerĀ
Privacy screen.
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JACK
These are her fault you know? She didnāt want to be in your stupid documentary. (aside) Sorry. Anyway she complained that we deal with too much sensitive information to take part. We donāt deal with anything remotely important. Weāre a doll company, not the NSA. But they caved and gave everyone these truly annoying screens. I think she was just nervous about being on camera.
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JACK finally manages to yank of privacyĀ
Screen, knocking over snowman mug withĀ
candy canes. Yanks up a candy cane andĀ
Breaks plastic shoving it in his mouth.Ā
JACK (around sandy cane)
Oops. Ā Ā
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JACK points out screen saver, showing anĀ
ice skater on a frozen lake with decoratedĀ
Christmas trees around and a nutcrackerĀ
In her arms. Also a countdown clock toĀ
Christmas in top right screen corner.Ā
JACK shakes head.Ā
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JACK
She did this thing last year, (beat smiling) every time sheād turn on her computer sheād start singing to herself. Really quiet, it wasnāt annoying or anything, justā¦weird. She would like whisper it (singing) Snow. Snow. Snow. Snow. You know like in that Christmas movie, Singing ināno. White Christmas! That was it. (singing) Snow. Ā
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Beat. Close up on JACKās face.
JACK sits.
JACK (snorts)
Ā Lets see what sheās up to.Ā
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Cut to GABRIELLA and MAYA.
GABRIELLAĀ
Look, Maya, you canāt let some lying jerk come in and ruin your good time. Do something for you.
MAYA
I wanted to share the holidays with someone.Ā
GABRIELLA
So do that. Just not with him. And for now, not with a boyfriend. Share it with family, with friends. Buy yourself a puppy. You know(beat) (sharp tone) maybe it would help to go find him, (watching JACK) and give him a good swift kick in the hazelnuts.
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Cut to JACK, rooting aroundĀ
GABRIELLAās computer, back toĀ
Camera.Ā
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JACKĀ
Either sheās up to something. Or sheās acting weird intentionally to make me curious, just because I said I wouldnāt date her. Ah-ha! Iāve gotā
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BEAT unheard comment. JACKĀ
stands.
JACK ( offended)
I most certainly did say I wouldnāt date her.Ā
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Camera shakes back and forth.Ā
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JACKĀ
Thats why sheās soā¦Look would you just be a pal and watch her.
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Camera stays tight on JACK.
JACK (agitated)
Fat lot of help you are. How can she work with all this clutter.Ā
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JACK pushing aside mess he made withĀ
Candy canes knocks over nutcracker.Ā
It falls to floor with a loud crack.Ā
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Cut to break room.Ā
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MAYA
Youāre a very sweet girl, Gabby. Iām so glad I spoke to you.
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GABRIELLA nods awkwardly.Ā
GABRIELLA crosses to desk.
JACK
Shit shit shit. Quick get me some glue.
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JACK lifts broken nutcracker and triesĀ
to fit splintered pieces of the crackerĀ
back together.Ā
JACK
There is just no way she wonāt notice this she such aā
GABRIELLA (angrily)
Seriously! What is your problem with me? Iāve been leaving you alone. I donāt stick my stuff on your side of the partition. Or make loud childish noises when your on calls (clearly a complaint) If you want to decorate with the swimsuit issue of sports illustrated or skulls and dead bunnies I wonāt bother you. Why canāt you just leave me alone?
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Camera shows multiple male headsĀ
peeking out from cubicles toĀ
Watch the spectacle.
JACK
It was an accident.
GABRIELLA (snidely)
Oh you accidentally walked to my side of the partition, ripped off my privacy screen, made a mess of my desk and broke my favorite nutcracker?
JACK (growing agitated)
Just the last bits were accidental. Look if you like the thing so much why was it here?
GABRIELLA
I like having it around. I like using it. Whats it to you?
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JACK eyes the avid coworkers.Ā
JACK (between teeth)
Iāll buy you another one. That one was a piece of crap anyway.
GABRIELLA ( suddenly calm and cold)
Just move. This is my space, get out of it.
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JACK moves aside.Ā
GABRIELLA moves past JACK.Ā
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GABRIELLA
What did you need here anyway?
JACK (hesitantly)
I was doing a spot checkā¦on your usage.
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GABRIELLA cocks hip to the side
Stares JACK down silently.Ā
JACK
Fine, I wanted to know what you were up to. Youāre acting weird. Ā
GABRIELLA
And thats unusual how? (Beat) Thatās a concern of yours why?
JACK (whispering)
I really will buy you another. Itās my bad.Ā
GABRIELLA
You canāt. They donāt make working nutcrackers anymore. Theyāre all decorative. And anyway, that piece of crap was my favorite for sentimental reasons. Butā¦whatever. Itās done now.
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JACK contrite, walks back to hisĀ
cubicle. Heads dart behind partitions
Working noises erupt.Ā
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GABRIELLA neatly gathers the strewnĀ
Candy canes and returns them to theirĀ
mug, setting it in its proper place.Ā
Shoves privacy screen under deskĀ
Neatly sets aside the pieces of herĀ
nutcracker. GABRIELLA sits. ClosesĀ
Different windows on her screen.Ā
Stopping at last window, labeled:
N.N.list.doc. A document with twoĀ
columns one with a smiling emoji
One with a frowning emoji. ScrollsĀ
Down to name Jack Forrest onĀ
frowning list adds a check to his nameĀ
And a note: may the punishment fitĀ
The crime.
GABRIELLA cracks knuckles.Ā
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Cut to JACK in conference room alone.Ā
JACK
I should have figured it out sooner. There were plenty of clues. Hanukkah started over the weekend and when everyone got back the people who celebrate all found cards and little bags of chocolate coins on their desks. It wasnāt much, but it also wasnāt anything the HR department would have come up with. Then Tuesday they all got individual donuts on their desks when they came in, and no one knew where they were from. (shakes his head) trust her to look up appropriate food for Hanukkah and pass it out. And she had donuts for the whole staff in the break room with a note on it telling people to ask their coworkers about the significance of fried food and Hanukkah. (shakes head)Ā
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BEAT unheard question.Ā
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JACK
Why do I care what she was up to? I donāt know. I donāt, I guess. (shrugs) This job isnāt that hard. I keep three books in my desk for the down time. It used to just be one, but I finished a book in the morning once, and actually spent the rest of the day talking to my coworkers. It was pretty rough.Ā
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BEAT unheard question.Ā
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JACK
Surf the web? Oh no, the company isnāt catching me in that trap. If they want to fire me theyāll have to come up with real cause.Ā
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BEAT unheard question.Ā
JACKĀ
I guess I didnāt get in much reading this week. (shrugs) Gabriella was the more entertaining mystery. Sheāll make a decent Secret Santa, not that Mr. Coleman knew that. She just commits herself to every task like it has epic importance (scoffs) as if that will get her noticed. Anyway now that I solved the mystery, thats the end of it for me.Ā
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BEAT unheard question.
JACK
Gabriella didnāt work here yet when I ran out of books to read.Ā
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BEAT unheard question.
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JACK
I suppose I know her pretty well. Its hard not to with her just plugging away on the other side of the cubicle, but thats been pretty rough too. Ā
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BEAT unheard question.
JACK
Have I ever been on the naughty list before? (laughs) Maybe Gabriella will give you Santaās number and we can find out for sure. Honestly though, before I broke the stupid nutcracker I hadnāt done anything worthy of the naughty list. Stealing the deer was just a bit of fun, she is just sooo easy to goad. And what I said about never dating herā
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Unheard interruption.Ā
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JACK
Lets not get into this again. The point isā¦I donāt mind being on the naughty list. Knowing Gabriella sheāll pass out chocolate coal or something. Sheās a soft touch.
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Scene 3: Elves at Work
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Scene: Cuts between conference room
For individual interviews and the design
Floor break room.
Conference Room
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MAYA
How did secret Santa work last year? (rolls eyes) Badly.
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Cut to break room. A counter with microwaveĀ
Sink a small table with three chairs andĀ
a Refrigerator MAYA, FRANK, ANGELOĀ
And CLARA talking around a table.
MAYA
I hear thereās going to be Secret Santa again this year, but its just one person getting all the presents.Ā
FRANK
Thatād have to be Coleman then. Unless the new limit is one dollar. I donāt know which is worse?
ANGELO
Coleman! How is that even Secret Santa anyway? The whole fun us guessing who stole the printer toner for your gift.Ā
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All laugh.
Cut to ANGELO, conference room.
ANGELO
How did Secret Santa work last year? (laughs) Honestly it wasnāt that bad. Just a littleā¦(waves arms) stressful right in the middle of a busy time of year. So a lot of people half assed it. You get a name that you must keep secret and for the twelve days before the office closes for the year on December 24th you give them little stuff like candy, coffeeā¦whatever and one big gift the last day, limit forty dollars.Ā
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Cut to CLARA, conference room.
CLARA
Four of us are J. W., there are at least six Jewish people I know of, and Miriam is Muslim, and Andrewāsā¦I donāt know a hippy maybe. He doesnāt celebrate because he dislikes the commercial nature of the holiday (shakes head) Really? We works for a company that designs dolls. Our biggest seller is Krissy the Christmas doll, she has a pet reindeer and is somehow the child of this (beat) thousands of years old couple. Maybe sheās adopted. I mean she comes in several races. Well three-ish. Black, white, and vaguely not white. (rolls eyes)
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Cut to MAYA, conference room.
MAYA
Then there was this screw up because a memo went out calling it mandatory. I warned him, but Mr. Coleman never listens to me. He said āeverybody loves Secret Santa.ā
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Cut to ANGELO, conference room.
ANGELO (laughing)
But the kicker is all these people refused to participate for religious reasons and the boss just says fine, but doesnāt adjust anything! (overcome with laughter)Ā
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Cut to conference room
HANNAH.
HANNAH
Honestly Secret Santa never bothered me. I participated the first three years I worked here. The problem was that pesky little word they used in the memo: mandatory. Just because I was okay with it didnāt mean every Jewish member of staff would be. Or every member of staff period. So I signed onto the complaint. The problem was always with the executive level of the company. And the fix was simple (rolling eyes) and never done. All they had to do was send out another email that said āour bad we meant to say Secret Santa was optional,ā and it would have been over. But Coleman gets very defensive and it makes him overlook tiny details. Ā
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Cut to conference room FRANK.
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FRANK
I bought ten days worth of nice Christmasy treats for Clara before getting yanked into HR for religiously discriminating against her.Ā
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Cut to conference room CLARA.Ā
CLARA
My complaint was always with management. I told HR that. I chose to practice a truth that I believe in with all of my heart. But thats my belief, I donāt begrudge anyone else their celebrations. I just donāt participate. The trouble was nothing to do with Frank, I would have continued to get the presents and left him with a thank you at the end. But I didnāt want management putting me or anyone else in that awkward position again. Thats what the complaint was about.
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Cut to conference room FRANK.
FRANK
It was seriously frustrating. And! (growing agitated) When I tried to sign on to her complaint with management I was called combative. Can you believe that?
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Cut to ANGELO in conference roomĀ
Several beats of laughing.
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Cut to MAYA, conference room.Ā
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MAYA
I didnāt get gifts. My secret Santa was supposed to be Miriam from the design team. But when she and the others opted out Coleman forgot to reassign any of us. So like fourteen people went without gifts but bought stuff for other people.Ā
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Cut to ANGELO, conference room.Ā
Ā Ā Ā ANGELO (with laughter tears)
So me and Ed, trying to be nice, steal a bunch of supplies from the closet for the people who were getting stiffed! (chuckles) You know we never ever got thanked.Ā
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Cut to break room.
CLARA
Little Krissy is selling far better than expected. We had two additional rush orders, the factory workers are all on over time if we make the crunch this could be our best year yet.
FRANK (dismissively)Ā
Your point being?Ā Ā
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CLARA gives a brief glare.Ā
Cut to conference room FRANK.
FRANK
Thereās no lingering awkwardness with Clara. (beat, glaring) I only think about her every time I have a mandatory anger management assessment. So once a month.
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Cut to conference room CLARA.
CLARA (rolling eyes)
Ā Weāre fine.Ā
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Cut to break room.
CLARA
The point is maybe we can get year end bonuses instead of stupid gifts no one wants.Ā
ANGELO
Oh, I doubt that. Havenāt you heard. Everyone jewish keeps getting secret Hanukkah gifts?
CLARA
Really?Ā
FRANK
Isnāt that religiously profiling?
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CLARA grinds her teeth.Ā
Rolls eyes at camera.
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Cut to break room
HANNAH.
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HANNAH
When we got the Hanukkah gifts I was a bit nervous that it would be weird or offensive, but its just cute little stuff. And the donutsā¦(smiles) that was actually nice. I guess it was awkward at first but once I got to talking with people it had a weird way of making it feel more like a work family. (pulls a face) That sounded really corny didnāt it?
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Cut to break room.
MAYA
Iā¦I actually hope they still do Secret Santa. I like the idea of getting secret gifts from someone in the office. Even if theyāre little and stupid. Knowing someones thought about you and what youād like is nice.Ā
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Ā Uncomfortable silence. EveryoneĀ
Looking at CLARA.Ā
Cut to CLARA, conference room.
CLARA
Iām sure it is nice. It sounds like fun. And if it were just a buy your coworker a gift thing Iād probably like it. But honestly what I disliked about the whole thing isnāt a lack of inclusion,(agitated) I remove myself from the celebration, its not on anyone. But I really hate this feeling that everyone thinks Iām their Grinch, because I pointed out the inequity to management. (sigh) Again, all managements fault. Ā
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Ā Cut to break room.Ā
ANGELO
I prefer year end bonuses better too. The mystery part is fun but money definitely beats the sort of gifts we usually get.Ā
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Enter GABRIELLA, crosses to coffee machine.Ā
MAYA
Gabby! Hey, youāre a computer wiz. Could you hack into Colemanās email and see if weāre getting bonuses this year?
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Cut to GABRIELLA, conference room.Ā
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GABRIELLAĀ
Everyone thinks you have to be a genius to work tech. You really donāt. Maybe to work tech at a tech firm, but this (shrugs) the level of work I generally have to do here. I learned in the first month of computer science. In high school. But could I hack him? (sigh) I donāt need to he kept locking himself out of his computer and having to reset the whole thing, so I have all his passwords. I suppose technically if I were to use them without his permission that is still hacking, but not very impressive hacking.
Ā
Cut to break room
GABRIELLA (with a laugh)
Weāre not getting bonuses.Ā
CLARA
Krissyās sells are through the roof! The factory is back ordered and working overtime.
GABRIELLA (shrugging)
Maybe Iām wrong, but Mr. Coleman doesnāt really seem the type to give away money.
Ā
Everyone nods.
ANGELO
So why is he having one person do Secret Santa for the whole office? Wouldnāt that have to come out of his own pocket.Ā
Ā
Cut to GABRIELLA, conference room.
GABRIELLA
Itās coming out of the company discretionary fund. Otherwise known as schmoozing money. And he did raise the budget ten dollars per person, to fifty whole dollars. (sarcastically raises thumbs) Secret Santa will work a little differently this year. I donāt want anyone to feel excluded. So there are complications.Ā
Ā
Beat unheard question.
GABRIELLAĀ
Did I send out Hanukkah gifts? Thats not really Santaās place is it? (smiling secretively) Today their were little Hanukkah ornaments, silly little things that make you smile for no reason. (shrugs) But it wonāt all be so easy, and then there is the naughty list. I will not be passing out coal, but you can bet your ass the naught workers will know which list they were on.Ā
Ā
Cut to break room.Ā
Ā
GABRIELLA
Who says one persons doing it?
MAYA
Its just a rumor. I heard it from Cory who heard it from Jack.Ā
Ā
Cut to conference room.Ā
Ā
GABRIELLA (glaring)
Jack! Thats three strikes.Ā
Ā
Beat unheard question.Ā
GABRIELLA
Sure Santa checks his list twice. But Iām updating āthe man, the legend,ā āto the woman the evil genius.āĀ
Ā
Beat unheard question. Ā
Ā
GABRIELLAĀ
I never said I wasnāt a genius. I just said tech doesnāt require genius. But yeah. Iām gifted. (pops eyes brows and smirks)
Ā
Cut to break room.
FRANK
Having one person do secret Santa is just another way to cut corners. Weāll probably get a week of candy followed by an iTunes gift card.Ā
CLARA (shrugging)
Could be worse.Ā
Ā
Cut to conference room.Ā
Ā
GABRIELLA
It will not be a week of candy followed by an iTunes card. This Santa has a much better bag of tricks. Ā Ā
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Ā
Scene 4: Youāre A Mean One Ms. GrinchĀ
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Scene: Living room GABRIELLAās apartment.
Large couch with snowman blanket, a large
Live pine tree to right, fully loaded withĀ
Lights and ornaments. On the wall is aĀ
snowflake made up of Christmas cards.Ā
A easel is set up with a large naughty orĀ
Nice list with individual drawings of ChristmasĀ
Style cartoons for each person. A counterĀ
separates living room from a small kitchen. Ā
Ā
GABRIELLA stands at counter stirring a bowl
Of cookie batter. A finished batch is cooling onĀ
The counter. Ā
MARIA a twenty year old art studentĀ
GABRIELLAās sister, stands at theĀ
board sketching a hunky toy soldierĀ
With his head hanging sideways next toĀ
JACKās name.Ā
GABRIELLA (smiling evilly)
The plan is coming along quite nicely. I implemented phase one before I left work today. Like the original twelve day secret Santa our work set up in the past, the first few days of gifts are small and it builds from there. (cackles) By the time Iām through with him Jack will be reduced to a pathetic, regretful, puddle of mush. (beams)
MARIA (without looking up)
I think they meant the plan for the nice list. Not revenge (to camera) You know most people think sheās sweet.Ā
GABRIELLA (unashamed)
I am sweet. Iām just not a pushover. Santa could have really filled out his nice list if heād just put a little more focus into his punishments than coal.Ā
Ā
MARIA rolls eyes at cameraĀ
Ā
GABRIELLA
Anyway this isnāt revenge. Its a lesson. I start out with a simple, annoying reminder of the fact that he didnāt need to be in my space. Even to solve his stupid mystery. (agitated) I programmed his computer remotely to change his wallpaper to Christmas themed stuff. Every time he tries to change it it will get more Christmassy. The first wall paper is just a snowy forest. By the time it changes five times its eight cats with reindeer antlers and reins made of flashing lights.Ā
MARIA (to camera)
This isnāt even her at a ten. And she can go waaaaaaay beyond ten. (smiling evilly) itās actually great fun to watch, if it isnāt aimed at you.
GABRIELLA
The plan builds from there. Day two has his screen saver rotating through famous Christmas movie moments. And he sees his screen saver a lot by the way. Since he makes zero effort into doing work between calls. All his punishments will serve as reminders to keep his nose out of other peoples business. A few āaccidentallyā shared job applications and subsequent rejections. And culminates in what heād hate the mostā
Ā
Beat GABRIELLA pausing for dramatic effect.Ā Ā
MARIA (sarcastically)
A visit from elves?
GABRIELLA (narrow eyed)
No. An accidentally emailed clip of his ex-girlfriend turning him down flat when he proposed.Ā
MARIA (horrified)
Jeez, bruiser. Thats a bit intense. It was just a nutcracker. Howād you even find that?
GABRIELLA
It wasnāt easy actually. (grows steadily more animated/ intense) I could only find out little innocuous things about him. He doesnāt have any social media accounts. He doesnāt bring personal things into the office. Finally I back tracked through his parents. His motherās account was a wealth of information about his past.Ā
Ā
GABRIELLA motions wildly.Ā
Cookie batter flies off spoon.
MARIA turns from easel watching
quietly.Ā
GABRIELLA
But sheād deleted all this stuff from three years ago, including photo albums and all these posts that had him tagged in them. Then I found his old account and figured out about the fiancee that wasnāt.Ā
Ā
MARIA approaches slowly.Ā
Ā
MARIA (softly)
Gabriella.
GABRIELLA (continued)
Everyone gets upset when someone dumps them but he went off the grid. And heās techyāand not a slouch at it either I mean he only graduated cum laude, but Iāve seen his work heās pretty good. It just didnāt make sense, so I dug. And I found the clip. It hadnāt exactly gone viral, but locally yeah! Valentine proposal fail! You want me to show you? Its a little sad actually.Ā
MARIA
Gabriella Anjelica Cortez. (reaches out)
Ā
GABRIALLA flinches and stepsĀ
Back. Sets bowl on counter, andĀ
Grabs a unfrosted cookie.
MARIA drops hands andĀ
Steps back.Ā
MARIA (quietly)
Youāre stemming.
Ā
GABRIELLA rolls shoulders stiffly.
Shakes out head and torso like
Sheās attacked by chills. TurnsĀ
Back to camera. Loud crunch can
Be heard as she bites into cookie.
MARIA crosses to board andĀ
Begins adjusting her sketches.
Ā
MARIA
The trouble is you arenāt leaving room for him to properly feel remorse and change.Ā
Ā
GABRIELLA slowly fisting hands
Breathing deeply. Taps legsĀ
With finger tips between fisting
Hums quietly.
Ā
MARIA
If you go through with the whole thing heāll just feel victimized. Maybe thats why Santa passes out coal. I doubt Jack intentionally broke the nutcracker and it was justā Ā
GABRIELLA (sharply)
Quit saying that.
Ā
GABRIELLA and MARIA
Face one another silently.
GABRIELLA releases a largeĀ
Breath and tension.Ā
MARIA crosses to her sister
Runs hands up and downĀ
GABRIELLAāsĀ arms soothingly
Hums āStand by Meā
GABRIELLA smiles softly atĀ
MARIA before her eyes dart shyly
To the camera. Looks away.
GABRIELLA
Its not just the nutcracker. Heās always needling me about being too āup-tightā
MARIA
Thats just guy speak for you make me feel lazy.Ā
GABRIELLA
I know. And I try to let it go. I even tried to let it go when he messed with my deer. I know he thinks heās being cute for the cameras, (breaths deeply) but I can literally feel it under my skin when people mess with my space. (tense beat) So I remind myself that isnāt really my space. This is my space. (beat) And I think Iāve let it go. And he (beat) He didnāt just mess with my space he invaded it! (gesturing, posture tightening) He broke things. He made a mess. And all to poke around in my computer, which he could have done from his cubical!
MARIA (nodding)
So (bobs head) he needs to be punished. Good and punished. (beat, grinning) just maybe not level twelve punished. Stages one through five are pretty awesome. Subtle, annoying and funny. My favorite is the Santa memoātelling everyone to sit on his lap to deliver their Secret Santa messages.Ā
Ā
GABRIELLA (laughs)
Yeah. That one is pretty good. Though it wonāt exactly say that. But it could get him into soooo much trouble with HR.
Ā
Both laugh evilly.Ā
MARIAĀ
You know you are literally a genius. You donāt have to be an evil one. Remember what Mom always said?
Ā Ā GABRERIELLA and MARIA
You have to be better than the bullies or you are the bullies.Ā
GABRIELLA (rolls eyes)
Yeah. Yeah.
Ā
GABRIELLA kisses MARIAāsĀ
forehead and crosses to the board.Ā
GABRIELLA
Fine. I wonāt release the video if he shows any sign of contrition before the twenty-first.Ā
MARIA (laughing)
Generous.Ā
Ā
Cut to GABRIELLA alone in frontĀ
of tree.
GABRIELLA
Maria is my little sister, She was staying with some friends near her campus but after Mom died we wanted to be closer to each other. And anyway (loudly) I let her stay here rent free.
MARIA (from out of shot)
Because you like to have something to lord over me!
GABRIELLA (laughing)
It really does help me to have her here. I think it helps her toāsometimes.
Ā
Cut to living room full shot. MARIAĀ
Sketching. GABRIELLA baking.
MARIA
So, how about the good folks, Santa? Have you decided what youāre doing for them yet?
GABRIELLA
Some of it yeah. The donuts went really well. I mean people were actually talking about Hanukkah and the meaning and their traditions that it got me thinking. The fun of Secret Santa is someone doing something special for you. But that doesnāt just begin and end with Christmas, everyone can feel it. Hence the four hours baking. Tomorrow everyone is going to arrive at work and find a few undecorated snowflake cookies on their desks with a little frosting and decorations and instructions to give a cookie to someone they donāt talk to much.Ā
MARIA (rolls eyes at camera)
How can you be so sappy and so evil at the same time?
GABRIELLAĀ
I got skills.
MARIA
So nothing individual then? Ā Ā
GABRIELLA
It is individual. I heard at least three people mention how much they love decorating cookies. And by decorating them themselves it shares their personality. Its individual (gestures, pushing hands together like a ball) and global at the same time. (spreads arms wide) And with them all being snowflakes I think most people who were uncomfortable before will be okay with it. Its just winter fun.Ā
MARIA (dryly)
Unless theyāre diabetic or have a gluten allergy.Ā
Ā
GABRIELLA (throws up hands)
What do you want from me? Not everyday will be about food. And I never said they have to eat the cookies.Ā
Ā
GABRIELLA turns away agitated,Ā
Turns up volume on music beginsĀ
Stirring at a pace with musicĀ
āHere Comes Santa ClausāĀ
Ā
MARIA (quietly to camera)
You see the trick is knowing how to properly needle her. This is going to bug her for hours. But she wonāt feel it under her skin for ten days.
Ā
Beat. Unheard question.Ā
MARIA (to camera)
Oh its no joke. She feels it for ten days minimum when people move her things. Sometimes its months. But that hasnāt happened lately. Honestly (voice drops) the nutcracker is really important to her. She bought it with money from her first job and gave it to our Mom to decorate her desk at work like her coworkers were. Now that Momās gone it was like an extra special connection, taking it to her own office. (choked up) But it being broken doesnāt take away the memories, and sheāll see that eventually.Ā
Ā
MARIA looks into the kitchen
GABRIELLA rolls out dough, singing.Ā
Ā
MARIA
Anytime between ten days and a few years. Whenever she stops feeling it break beneath her own skin and seeing Moms face. I know I was teasing her, but sheās not mean. She just loses a little sense of proportion at moments like this. (beat) And if she werenāt getting revenge Iād find the jerk and punch him myself. Sheād do the same for me.
Ā
Scene 5: Santa Baby
Ā
Scene: Cuts between basement IT andĀ
conference room for individualĀ
commentary. Monday December 10
9:02 a.m.
Ā
Basement IT department. CameraĀ
shoots from behind GABRIELLAāsĀ
Desk, over cubicle. A line of peopleĀ
Block the walk way from JACKāsĀ
Desk to the elevator, laughing, talking.
Ā
GABRIELLA scrunched over keyboard,Ā
snickering.
Enter JACK
Ā
WORKERS IN LINE (clapping)
Yay! Whooo!
Ā
JACK startles looking around.
JACK
Gabriella! What did you do now?
Ā
GABRIELLA shoves fist into mouthĀ
Laughing around it.
ANGELO (childlike)
Santa! Santa! Santa! I got here first! Me first.
JACK
I donāt know what this is about, but unless your email servers crashed, get lost.
Ā
JACK shoves through crowd, crossing
To desk.Ā
CORY
But Santa Iāve been good all year for this.
JACK
I cleaned your hard drive. You havenāt been that good.
Ā
ANGELO and CORY snigger.
MAYA grabs JACK as he passes.
MAYA
Iām so sorry about all this. I really did try to stop them.
JACK
Its fine. (loudly towards GABRIELLA) I know who did this.
Ā
GABRIELLA grins at camera. Holds
Up a single finger.
Ā
MAYA
Iām so glad you understand. I would hate for you to get angry with me and not bring my tea cup warmer.Ā
Ā
PEOPLE IN LINE explode with
laughter.Ā
GABRIELLA grins noddingĀ
giddily.
Ā
Cut to GABRIELLA, conference room.Ā
Ā
GABRIELLA
The gifts for today were little snowmen chains I got my sister Maria to decorate for everyone. Well she didnāt do them all. We made a party of it, with her and her art school friends. We drank cocoa, listened to Christmas music and decorated seventy-seven individual chains of snowmen in unique ways to represent the recipient. Not an easy task. (shrugs) I even gave some to the people on the naughty list. I only charged the company for the art supplies. (finger to lips) I let Maria keep the extra.Ā
Ā
Beat unheard question.
GABRIELLAĀ
Oh, you meant my punishment for Jack. (snickers) I may have sent an email from a dummy company account to a few people I knew would enjoy the joke, saying Santa was running out of ideas but that they could whisper their wishes into my helpers ear. My helper Jack Forest. I think a few of the recipients must have forwarded the email. (evil grin)
Ā
Cut to ITĀ
JACK marches past crowd toĀ
GABRIELLA.
JACK
Ā This has gone far enough, okay? Just stop. How am I supposed to get any work done?
GABRIELLA
Work? Have you received a call already? Because you always say there is no point in working between calls.Ā
JACK (between teeth)
Get rid of them.Ā
GABRIELLA (sweetly)
Jack, come on, youāve gotta relax. Its just a bit of fun (ends with a bite)
Ā
Beat. JACK smiles slowly intoĀ
a full grin.
JACK
You know. Your right, Gabriella. Youāre the up-tight one. Thanks! At least now I wonāt be bored. (to line) Give me a second guys.
Ā
GABRIELLA glares.Ā
JACK sits at desk. Opens a blank file
On his desktop.Ā
Ā
Cut to conference room.Ā
GABRIELLA.
GABRIELLAĀ
Oh heās bluffing. He is definitely upset. He lives for his quiet do nothing time at work. Heās upset.
Ā
Cut to IT.
Ā
JACK
Now guys as loudly as you can, tell me what you want for Christmas.
Ā
ANGELO plops down on JACKās
lap.Ā
JACK throws ANGELO off.
JACK
Angelo! What the hell?
Ā
Workers in line explode withĀ
laughter and cheering.
Cut to GABRIELLA conference room.
Ā
GABRIELLA
I decided not to get him fired, so the email I sent specifically said not to sit on my helpers lap.Ā
Ā
Beat. GABRIELLA grinning.Ā
Ā
GABRIELLA
Okay fine, I knew some people wouldnāt be able to resist. (evil genius smiles)
Ā
Cut to conference room JACK
Sits face impassive but slowlyĀ
grows amused.Ā
JACK
The wallpaper thing was inspired. I was totally amused by it. And impressed it took me some real effort to get rid of it. Sheās way too smart to be doing this job. And I was right, even though sheās trying to punish me, sheās given me the group gift everyday. Pushover (fondly) But today she almost had me. I was seriously pissed. I may have to get back to pranking her. Three people tried to sit on my lap! I canāt go to the bathroom without being bombarded with Christmas lists. And Cory keeps singing āSanta Baby.ā Butā
Ā
Beat. JACK stares amused intoĀ
distance.
JACK
Her face when she was trying to tease me (grinning) She couldnāt keep it up. She always pushes a step too far, past fun into (beat) (shaking head) I donāt know I just know she looked like she literally wanted to take a bite out of me and it was too much fun to resist goading her more. I wanna see what sheās like when she goes over the line. (laughs)
Ā
Beat.
JACK
Donāt look at me that way. She started it.
Ā
Beat unheard comment.Ā
Ā
JACK
Ā Ohāyeah. Thats right. I did. (chuckles) I guess sheāll have to finish it.Ā
Ā
Cut to basement IT JACKās desk.
JACK picks up a string of artisticallyĀ
rendered snowmen. Each snowmanĀ
Has suffered a different death. JACKĀ
Holds the snowmen up to the camera.Ā
JACK
Can you believe these? (laughs) (whispering) She may actually be insane. I mean look, this oneās beenā¦impaled on antlers. This one is being decapitated by really the sharpest candy cane Iāve ever seen. (cracking up) Who thinks of things like this? I like this guy. How do you electrocute a Snowman? Well obviously with Christmas lights, but aside from his singed branches is it even possible? This one is nice, she really knows how to drive a point home. Ā
Ā
The last snowman is blocked by aĀ
broken Nutcracker. The brokenĀ
cracker arm is stuck through theĀ
snowmanās head.
Ā
JACKĀ
How is she this talented at this many things? Why isnāt she running the world or something?
Ā
JACK gestures with a finger circlingĀ
his ear mouths āsheās crazy.āĀ
Beat.Ā
JACK smirking tacks the snowmenĀ
to his cubicle wall.Ā
Enter DANIEL stops at JACKās desk.Ā
Observes snowmen.Ā
Ā Ā
DANIEL BURNS
Wow! You guys are real hard core down here.
JACK
Donāt tell me, Iāve already guessed your list. You want little Krissy in each race and a collectors cabinet.
DANIEL
Ha. Ha. Actually I am here officially for HR.
JACK (jumping to feet)
What?
Ā
GABRIELLA peeks around cubicleĀ
With a amused/concerned expression.
DANIEL BURNS (in shock)
What?
JACK (to GABRIELLA)
This is your fault.
DANIEL BURNS
Jackā¦I think youāve got the wrong idea.
GABRIELLA (brightly)
Whatās the complaint? Can I verify anything for you?
DANIEL BURNS
Okay. I donāt know what is going on with you two but cool it. This is nothing bad. But of course if either of you has a legitimate complaint to lodge my office door is open. (beat) Because Iām down here with you (laughs-alone)
Okay, tough room. Should I know something here?
JACK and GABRIELLA
Why are you here?
Ā
JACK and GABRIELLA exchangeĀ
Militant looks.Ā
Ā
DANIEL BURNS (quietly)
You two arenāt involved, are you?
JACK and GABRIELLA
No!
DANIEL BURNS
Right. Well if youāre sure.
GABRIELLA
Weāre sure.
JACK
Why are you here?
DANIEL BURNS
Jack, Mr. Coleman is looking to have someone head up the whole IT department and do some liaising with the corporate types. Someone to travel with the sells team and do trouble shooting on the road. Heād like your resume before the first of the new year.Ā
GABRIELLA
Just his resume?
JACK
Iāve been here two years longer than you have.Ā
GABRIELLA
Meaning I am more familiar with current and developing technology.Ā
JACK (angrily)
Are you serious?
GABRIELLA (defensively)
Why shouldnāt I be? You know Iām more than qualified for my job, or that one.
JACK
So go get another job and leave mine alone.
Ā
DANIEL
Enough!
JACK and GABRIELLA shutĀ
Up and look at DANIEL.
DANIEL (impatiently)
Gabby, the request wasnāt just for Jack. It was however for the senior technicians. Jack, Michael, and Stan. However after their applications are reviewed the position will be opened to the public at which time you are welcome to apply. Jack, I told you first, because your desk was nearest the elevator. It is not your job yet. Now, do you two need to come to my office? Should I be separating you? Or can you woke together like adults? Before I put notes in both your files saying you arenāt management material.Ā
GABRIELLA
Of course we can work together. Sorry, Mr. Burns. Things just get a little competitive down here. It wonāt happen again.
Ā
DANIEL looks to JACK.
JACK nods once. Ā
DANIEL BURNS
Alright. Iām going to tell the others. Try not to kill each other.
Ā
DANIEL BURNS passesĀ
GABRIELLAās desk, stops.Ā
Ā
DANIEL BURNS
What happened to your privacy screen?Ā
Ā
GABRIELLA glances to JACK
Ā
GABRIELLA
Iā¦ It broke. Sorry.
DANIEL BURNS (chastising)Ā
You were the one who insisted on them. Maybe you should get it fixed.Ā
GABRIELLA (flatly)
I will. Right away.
DANIEL BURNS
Good. (forced cheer) Cute desk, by the way. I love all the (waves hand) decoration. No snowmen for you?
Ā
GABRIELLA blushes mouthĀ
agape.
Ā
GABRIELLA
Iā¦have them in my drawer for safekeeping.Ā
Ā
DANIEL BURNS nods atĀ
JACK. DANIEL BURNS exits.
GABRIELLA releases a breath
Shoulders drop. Attempts toĀ
replace privacy screen.
JACK watches GABRIELLA.
Ā
Cut to conference room.Ā
GABRIELLAĀ
Ā
GABRIELLA
So I didnāt want Jack to get fired for my prank. Thats why I changed the email and only sent it to his friends. But(beat) (incredulous) Heās getting a promotion. Really? (snort) Jack as my boss. Thatās too much to ask of anyone. Heād fit in perfect with the other managers (rolls eyes) Liaise with them. Ha. Drink beer and do nothing more like. He has that Iām so handsome (snotty face) Iām so popular, thing going on. And that comment Mr. Burns made about my desk and ādecorationā (air quotes) it felt like I was on one of those reality singing contests and Iām the girl they wanna let down easy.(growing agitated) āYou look so prettyā Who cares? Is this a beauty pageant? No. Just give me your damned critique. Iām female so we know I can take it. 93% of being female is taking criticism.Ā
Ā
GABRIELLA exhales heavily
Shoulders drop, rolls neck. Ā Ā
Ā
GABRIELLA
Ugh. And I just canāt believe I forgot myself for the secret santa gifts. I did it everyday. If someone else had noticed, and figured it outā¦it would have ruined the magic. When its been going along so well. People loved the cookie exchange. And on Friday when I when I gave everyone one of those fit in your pocket type rain slickers with a note saying to dress warm for the So-Cal winter they seemed to get a real kick out of it. And I forgot me every time. Idiot! I need to quit focusing on Jackās punishments and put all my energy into the nice list.
Ā
Beat unheard question.Ā
Ā
GABRIELLA
No. No one else made the naughty list. I was going to add Frank since heās been so snappy with Clara all year, but (beat) (shrugging) sometimes when things are going rough in your life its hard to face whats really bothering you. So I actually gave him a few extra treats. More cookies, and a set of snowmen for his wife. (shrugs)
Ā
Cut to conference room.Ā
JACK.
Ā
JACK (annoyed)
Ā She is the most annoying, conceitedā¦ridiculous woman Iāve ever worked with. I can acknowledge that sheās good at her job. Hell sheās excellent. She goes way beyond her job description. She isāought to be committedālevel committed. But there is such a thing as seniority. And she is too eager to work in management. Look at the way she just jumped to fix that screen.
Ā
Beat. JACK breathing heavily.
Ā
JACK
And the way she took all the blame for it when she didnāt have to. No one in management does that. (shaking head) But she had no business being offended that they want me over her. And what am I doing? Iām sitting here feeling sorry for her. With her sad little puppy look when Daniel shut her down, and her horror because sheād forgotten to give herself the snowmen. (laughs) Do you know I think that may be what she was most upset about. And she neednāt have worried no one was going to notice.(heavy beat) No one notices her.
Ā
Scene 6: Ugly SweaterĀ
Ā
Scene cuts between basement IT,Ā
basement break room, and conference
Room for individual interviews.
Ā
Basement IT 7:55 a.m. Tuesday Dec 11
Only GABRIELLA and camera crewĀ
present.Ā
GABRIELLA walks from desk to deskĀ
laying out envelopes with snowflake
Seals. At GABRIELLAās desk severalĀ
Decorations are noticeably missing,
Including Santa and reindeer.Ā
Ā
GABRIELLA (to cameras)
Okay, so Iāve remembered to bring a (air quotes) āgiftā to my own desk today. Check.Ā
Ā
GABRIELLA lays envelope on her deskĀ
Moves off to other cubicles. Ā
Ā
GABRIELLAĀ
You know this is all sort of weird, but fun. I was a little upset about the assignment when I first got it. Offended to be picked because I was the only female in the department. But Iām having fun. And people are loving it! Its Christmas adjacent with all the Christmas fun. And I think everyones enjoying the suspense of coming to work to see what todays surprise will be. Even I like the suspense, and I always know whats coming. (giggles) I just canāt wait everyday to see what it brings out in everyone. Its the big gifts at the end that are still troubling me. I mean fifty dollars wouldnāt make much of a year end bonus, but I get the feeling people would still prefer the money. I should have bought all the gifts by now, or at least know exactly what Im getting, but I donāt. I hope thats not what Mr. Coleman wants to see me about later, his secretary Debbie sent me an email saying she would call when he was ready to see me today, but she didnāt give a reason.Ā
Ā
GABRIELLA enters break room a
Large bag waits on a chair. Begins
Removing items and arranging them
On the table neatly. Including: tee-shirt
paint, stickers, glow bracelets, glitter
Faux flowers, ribbonsā¦art suppliesĀ
and a flat cardboard train engine signĀ
reads: Decoration Station.
Ā
GABRIELLA (organizing)
Todayās event is to make your own ugly rain slicker (smirks) like an ugly sweater, but So-Cal appropriate. People will get to use their breaks and half of the hour before the end of work to decorate. The last half hour will be the voting and award giving.Ā
Ā
GABRIELLA carries bag to theĀ
elevator headed to the next breakĀ
Room to set up.
Ā
GABRIELLA
Using the slickers I gave them Friday and the various supplies Iām leaving out (holds up bag) they each make their own ugly slicker. And then we have a little break to view and vote. I wasnāt sure everyone would participate so I pushed for something special.Ā
Ā
Elevator opens. GABRIELLAĀ
Enters next break room and lays
Out supplies.Ā
GABRIELLA
Ā Second and third prize are a coffee gift card and little desk cactus respectively. Nothing awesome. But the grand prize winner will get one extra paid vacation day! And no one gets to vote for themselves so (grins confidently) I think everyone is going to get involved and have fun. I had to really push for that vacation day. My aim was to get one for everyone, and to give the cactus to the winner, but Mr. Coleman said he prefers a healthy competitive atmosphere in his workplace. (shaking head)Ā Ā Ā
Ā
Beat unheard question
GABRIELLA heads back toĀ
elevator.Ā
GABRIELLA (breathing carefully)
Actually their wonāt be a punishment for Jack today. He hasnāt shown anything remotely like contrition, and I donāt think he was thoroughly punished to have learned his lesson. But Mr. Burns was right, I was behaving childishly. This is a work place. My personal disputes donāt belong here. I even took home a bunch of my decorations. It didnāt need to be here.Ā
Ā
Elevator door opens.Ā
GABRIELLA steps in.Ā
Doors close.
Ā
Cut to IT break room
11:15 a.m. JACK, CORY
And MICHAEL at table
Decorating slickers.Ā
Ā
CORY
Quit hogging all of the glow bracelets.
MICHAEL
Come up with your own design. Mine needs stripes.Ā
CORY
So use the paints!
MICHAEL
The paints donāt glow. Ā
JACK
This one does.Ā
Ā
JACK is painting a reindeerĀ
With a glowing icicle booger.
Ā
MICHAEL (observing JACKās creation)
Only in the dark. The contest takes place in doors
JACK (effecting injury)
How dare you belittle my masterpiece. Iām wearing this baby everywhere.
Ā
MICHAEL rolls eyes.
CORY laughs.Ā Ā
Ā
CORY
Seriously man, I want some glow bracelets.Ā
MICHAEL (unconcerned)
Only losers whine, loser. Iām getting another vacation day! Its just good strategy to steal all the best supplies. Ā
Ā
JACK snorts.
MICHAEL
I still donāt believe management actually offered up both an hour off to do this, and one free work day. Last year they denied me my third sick day with the flu because I would no longer have been contagious.Ā
JACK (laughing)
Oh management didnāt offer it. This gift idea was all Santaās doing.
Ā
CORY and MICHAEL chuckle
JACK looks out break roomĀ
window. Camera follows JACKāsĀ
eye line.Ā
GABRIELLA sits at desk, nodding
As she types intently.
Ā
CORY
Yeah, about that. You said Coleman picked one person to do the whole thing this year. (disbelieving) Is this all you?
JACK
Santa never reveals his secrets.Ā
MICHAEL
Thats a magician. Santa revealed his secrets long ago: magic and slave labor.Ā
CORY
Wow. Youāre a terrible person. The elves arenāt slaves, theyāre magical helpers.
JACK (smirking)
Like house elves?
MICHAEL
Slaves.Ā
JACK
Or Fairy godmothers?
MICHAEL
Voyeuristic judgmental slaves.
Ā
ALL chuckle.
CORYĀ
You guys are the worst. Santa is definitely putting you on the naughty list.Ā
JACK
Eh, Santa is a big softy.Ā
CORY
Right. Well whoever is running it this year is doing a good job. This is actually fun. Maybe the best year yet.Ā
MICHAEL
Oh its going to be. When I win. Ta-Da!
Ā
MICHAEL reveals his creation
Diagonal stripes with star andĀ
Heart sequins between eachĀ
Stripe.Ā
CORY
Dude, its supposed to be ugly.
Ā
JACK laughs hard.Ā
MICHAEL
It has glow bracelets and sequins.
CORY
In a pattern Mr. Rogers would wear. What do you moonlight as a seamstress?
MICHAEL
It pays to be neat. And its gonna win.Ā
CORY
Iām going to three and steal some of their supplies. I bet theirs are better than ours.Ā
JACK
Iād bet my winning slicker that they have exactly the same things. (grins) Exactly.
CORY
You ought to know, Santa. Hey! Do you have extra glow bracelets stashed somewhere?
JACK (glancing to GABRIELLA)
Oh, most definitely. Just email the dummy account and Iād bet they show up magically on your desk.Ā
MICHAEL
Special slave delivery.
CORY
Ugh!
Ā
CORY exits.Ā
MICHEALĀ
Are you going to submit your resume for the promotion?
JACK
Dunno. (sarcastic) You know I really hate to travel on other peoples expense accounts.
MICHAEL
Weāll its not like theyāll be going cliff diving in Costa Rica or anything. Its probably just to Cincinnati to meet distributors. But it is a pay raise.Ā
JACK
So youāre doing it?
MICHAEL
Are you kidding. I already had my resume out on three headhunter sites. I emailed it to Coleman thirty seconds after Daniel left my desk. (beat) What was with that shouting match between you and Gabby? Its like the third time one of you yelled at the other this month?
JACK
I thought she had prank reported me. And she thought it was unfair that no one wanted her resume.Ā
MICHAEL
Gabby in management? (laughs) Sheās a good tech, but she canāt handle people.Ā
JACK
She is incredibly skilled and committed. They donāt need half as many techs as they have, and sheād tell them. Sheād probably crack down on waste in a lot of ways.Ā
MICHAEL
Sheās too meek.
JACK (defensively)
Meek? She just about took off Danielās head when he didnāt ask for her resume.
MICHEAL
Okay. (beat) Got a little thing for Gabby, do you?
JACK
No! I just (beat) I work next to her. She isnāt someone to underestimate.Ā
MICHAEL
No one is doubting her skill, or commitment. Sheās out there right now fixing a glitch on the website even though it has its own techs, all because Clara complained that the website techs werenāt getting back to her. Sheās committed. Too committed. Management wonāt let go of a worker like her, its counterintuitive. She hasnāt even taken a break to join the contest.
JACK
Yeah. (lightly) I on the other hand have just taken an extra twenty-five minute break and look at the results.Ā
Ā
JACK holds up his slicker
Rudolph with an icicle booger
And a lop-sided Christmas tree
With star shaped sequin lights.Ā
Ā
MICHAEL (grinning)
Well it is certainly ugly.
BOTH laugh.Ā
Cut to conference room. JACK
Ā
JACK (shaking head)
He was just saying things that I had. Some of it to Gabriella. But (beat) Hearing it from someone else, I sort of heard her point. Sheās good at her job. She works harder than anyone down here. Why exactly wouldnāt they want that?
Ā
Scene 7: Scrooge
Ā
Scene: Basement ITĀ
Tuesday December 11, 3:40 p.m.
JACK leans against GABRIELLAāsĀ
Cubicle wall silently staring.
GABRIELLA stiffly ignores.Ā
JACK
Where did Santa and the reindeer go?
GABRIELLA
Iām gonna bet, to the north pole; gotta get ready for Christmas.Ā
JACK (snorts)
Makes sense. Did he need the elves that used to stand on your monitor too?
GABRIELLA
Huh. Looks like. (beat) What do you want?
Ā JACK
Just thought I should remind you to work on your slicker (leans down, whispering) before someone else gets a clue to Santaās secret identity.
Ā
GABRIELLA points over shoulder.
Indicating slicker on chair back.
Ā
GABRIELLAĀ
I did work on it.
Ā
JACK walks behind GABRIELLA
carefully lifts the slicker, dotted withĀ
Sequins and snowflake stickers.Ā
Ā
GABRIELLA (dryly)
Its a snow storm.
Ā
JACK covers mouth with slicker
Silently shaking with humor.Ā
JACK leans head down next toĀ
GABRIELLAās.
GABRIELLA holds perfectly still.
Ā
JACK
You can do better than this. Arenāt you even going to try? Someone will notice.Ā
Ā
GABRIELLA shifts in seat to faceĀ
JACK.
GABRIELLA
Not to sound conceited, but how would it look if I pressed and pressed to get that prize and then I won it?
Ā
JACK beams. Leaning close, lays
Slicker on the back of seat, leavesĀ
Fingers brushing GABRIELLA.
Ā
JACK
That does sound conceited. And Iāve never liked you better. And honestly Iād bet the big guys would respect that sort of move too.Ā
GABRIELLA (heavily)
Well, I wouldnāt. And there is nothing wrong with that.Ā
Ā
Beat. GABRIELLA stares at JACKāsĀ
Hand.
JACK straightens. Nods atĀ
nutcracker. Ā
JACK
Were you able to fix him?
GABRIELLA (sharply)
No. But I like having him here.
JACK
I am sorry about that. Seriously. I got a little defensive when you were upset, but I shouldnāt have you know (fumbles)
GABRIELLA
Broken him? Been in my cubicle?
JACK (playfully)
I was going to say shouted at you. But sure whatever you need an apology for.Ā Ā
Ā
GABRIELLA
Whatever I need an apology for? Are you kidding me? (stands) You broke my property. After invading my space. Now you want to make it out like Iām unreasonable for expecting you to take responsibility for your actions?
JACK
Not really. I just wanted to see how long it would take me to piss you off again. Oh, by the way, I came over because Debbie called. Coleman wants to see us both in his office.Ā
GABRIELLA (irate)
When?Ā
JACK (through laugh)
When she called probably.
GABRIELLA
And you wasted all that time?
Ā
GABRIELLA marches towardsĀ
elevator. JACK follows casually.
JACK
Not wasted. I used it exactly as I meant to.Ā
GABRIELLAĀ
To make me look as lazy as you.
JACK (nodding sideways)
Iām not lazy, Iām just notā¦desperate to be noticed. But, yeah I was slowing you down. So you donāt look so hungry.
Ā
Elevator opens. JACKĀ
And GABRIELLA enter.
JACK
Mr. Colemanās the sort you should play hard to get with.Ā
GABRIELLA (seething)
I have no intention of being gotten.
JACKĀ
Sure you do. If you ever want a promotion. Which honestly I donāt get. Youāve gotta be bored here. And that promotion would only mean less of the work you like best. The code you wrote to change my wallpaper, that was way above this place. I had to unravel it one line at a time likeā¦
GABRIELLAĀ
Knitting (proudly) Yeah. I know.Ā
JACK (laughs)
Why arenāt you at a tech firm or opening a cyber security company? Or creating apps?
Ā
GABRIELLA opens mouthĀ
Wide eyed. Elevator dingsĀ
Doors open. Beat.Ā
GABRIELLA exits elevatorĀ
At a rapid march.
GABRIELLA
Hurry up.
Ā
JACK smirks at camera.Ā
Cut to conference roomĀ
JACK.
JACK
I was disappointed not to get pranked today. Thats why I was riling her up, and because its just fun. She gets this hungry, crazy crocodile look like sheās literally going to take a bite out of you. Dunno why but its so much fun to watch. Dangerous. I really wanted to see how far she would take the whole pranking thing. It was bound to be an intense ending.
Ā
Beat. Unheard question.Ā
JACK
Yeah, I want that. (laughs) Its like walking right at the edge of a cliff. You know you shouldnāt. You know its dangerous, but damn isnāt the view so much better when your that close to being completely destroyed.
Ā
Cut to COLEMANās office.
Modern furnishings. Expensive
But cold. Nothing about theĀ
Room says doll company.Ā
COLEMAN
Youāre doing a great up job with Secret Santa, Gabby. Everyone is happy with it. I knew you were the perfect choice.Ā
GABRIELLA
Thanks you, sir.
COLEMAN
And roping in Jack as a helper was great (laughs) a real hoot. I trust it worked out well.Ā
GABRIELLA
Iā
Ā
GABRIELLAās mouth hangs open.
Ā
JACK
Oh it worked wonders. Everyone got a kick out of it. And now I know everyoneās Christmas wishes.Ā Ā Ā Ā
Ā
GABRIELLA shuts mouth.Ā
COLEMAN
Terrific! Thats why I want the pair of you to take care of the party as well.Ā
GABRIELLA
Party? I didnāt thinkā
COLEMAN
Krissyās sells are terrific! Weāre gonna have a little bash on the twenty-first, the last three hours of the day. Come up with another of your cute little Christmas games. Jack can help you with anything too difficult.Ā
Ā
GABRIELLA stiffens.
JACK (joking)
Like sitting around looking pretty while everyone tells me their wishes.Ā
COLEMAN (winks)
Exactly.
GABRIELLA (carefully)
Sir. This is great, of course. But I really think the staff might prefer getting that half-day off with pay, orā
Ā
COLEMAN holds up a hand.Ā
GABRIELLA stops talking.Ā
Ā
COLEMAN
Again with the bonuses? (shakes head) Look Gabby youāre not an accountant. We really canāt afford to give out money right now.Ā
GABRIELLA
Of course. I understand. (beat) But the party is going to cost extra, for food, decoration, and clean-up. And youāll be paying everyone to be there. Giving a half-day off seems cheeper.Ā
COLEMAN (sharply)
Work on the assignment youāre given, Gabby. Stop getting ahead of yourself, alright?
Ā
GABRIELLA pulls shoulders
Up and nods tightly.
Ā
JACK (bro to bro style)
Gabriella and I are just passing along the number one request whispered in my ear. Over and over again it was āI want more time off," āI want a bonus.ā Just thought we should let you know.Ā
Ā
GABRIELLA looks at JACK
In shock.Ā
COLEMAN looks betweenĀ
Pair and forces a smile.Ā
Ā
COLEMAN
Well consider the message received.(beat) And officially rejected. Debbie will give you the budget and the numbers of caterers we prefer. Get me some plans by Friday, alright?
GABRIELLA
Yes, sir.
Ā
JACK nods. Both exit.
Cut to conference room.
GABRIELA. Long silence.Ā
Ā
GABRIELLA (picking nails)
Donāt get ahead of yourself. (nods) So Mr. Burns told him I asked about my resume. Guess that was my official rejection. Anyway, I got a different promotion, (sarcastically excited) Iām the company party planner! As long as its easy stuff.Ā
Ā
Cut to elevator.
JACK and GABRIELLA stand
In silence.Ā
JACK (jovially)
You knowā
GABRIELLA (interrupting)
Look, thanks for sticking up for me. But (beat) please just donāt say it yet.
JACK
Donāt say what? (laughs) You donāt even know what Iām going to say.
GABRIELLA
That you told me so. That I should (snidely) ālighten-up.ā That Iām trying too hard and I shouldnāt take it personally when he treats me like a child.Ā
JACK
All really terrific points for me to make. I agree with me. (nods playfully) But actually I was just going to say how happy I am that youāve stopped worrying so much about your wardrobe in front of Coleman.
Ā
Beat. GABRIELLA looks
Down. She is wearing aĀ
Christmas tree sweaterĀ
With racing lights.Ā
GABRIELLA fists hands,Ā
Breathing deeply.Ā
Ā
GABRIELLA
Perfect.
Ā
Ā
Cut to conference roomĀ
JACK.
Ā
JACK
She is sort of creepily perfect. But I donāt think she sees it any better than Coleman does. Everyone calling her Gabby is really starting to bug me. Its like they use it to make her feel immature while theyāre knocking her down. She ought to be in their faces about calling her by her actual name. And about respecting her work. Not about getting bonuses for the rest of the staff who donāt even notice her enough to have realized that she didnāt get the first three gifts. Do you know no one brought her a cookie on the cookie exchange day? Really?Ā
Ā
Ā
Long silence.
JACK
Okay, maybe I have a little thing for Gabriella.Ā
Ā
Ā
Scene 8: Christmas Ghosts
Ā
Scene: Directly followingĀ
COLEMAN meeting.Ā
Basement IT area desertedĀ
elevator dings open. JACKĀ
and GABRIELLA exit.
GABRIELLA crosses to deskĀ
Sinks heavily into seat.Ā
JACK leans overĀ
Cubicle wall. Beat.Ā
JACK
Come on. Grab your contest losing slicker and lets go join the fun. Ā Ā
Ā
GABRIELLA
I think Iāll just skip the contest, and start work on this party.
JACKĀ
And you think wrong. You keep missing all this nice stuff youāre doing for everyone. Take a break, enjoy it. Even Santa stops long enough to have a few cookies.Ā
Ā
Beat. GABRIELLA watchesĀ
JACK.
Ā
GABRIELLA
Its not a choice, you know. I mean this is, but I donāt wake up everyday and say to myself āhow intensely can you commit yourself to your work today?ā Or āmake sure you think about it for hours when someone slightly bumps your pens.ā I canāt loosen up. Youāve heard of OCD right? My case certainly isnāt the worst, but it isnāt mild either. Thatās why I work here, not at my own company. I started one, this got in the way.Ā
Ā
JACK nodding along silently.Ā
Beat. Jack begins to grin.
JACK Ā
Maybe you canāt relax completely. But you can lighten up a bit.
Ā
GABRIELLA sighs, frustrated.
JACK (undaunted)
When you were pranking me you were much more relaxed about other things.
GABRIELLA
Now you want me to prank you?
JACK
Absolutely! I was bummed not to be pranked today. Every day was an adventure.Ā
GABRIELLA (hissing)
That wasnāt relaxed. I was escalating, every day a little more. At first, yeah, it was fun, but even then I was intense. I spent the better part of my weekend writing code to screw with you. And the more fun I had with it the more I needed to do. It gets mean.
JACK
How mean?
Ā
GABRIELLA breathing heavily
Muscles clenched.Ā
JACK leans close.Ā
Ā
JACK (playfully goading)
Come on, tell me. How big a bite were you going to take out of my skin?
GABRIELLA (between teeth)
Valentine proposal fail.
Ā
JACK startles, stepping back.Ā
Looks horrified.Ā
Ā
GABRIELLA (uncomfortable)
Iām not (beat) going to show it. I already decided not to show it. But(beat) (agitated) this isnāt relaxed.
Ā
GABRIELLA shakes out arms.
GABRIELLA
You broke my motherās nutcracker, so (beat) I needed to destroy a piece of you.Ā
Ā
JACK releases a shocked laugh.Ā
GABRIELLA
When Iām pulling a prank and youāre upset Iām fine. Even if its only a little upset. Then it gets quiet and I feel it materializing beneath my skin, I feel that nutcracker break, over and over like a ghost that lives inside of me. So I escalate, as if destroying you would kill the ghost. It feels right when Iām doing it. But when I say it aloud I can hear that its not (long beat) normal. Normal people donāt need that kind of revenge. Its not proportional. Iām not in control, the ghost is. (laughs sadly)
Beat.Ā
GABRIELLA clenching fists.
Ā
JACK (curiously)
Whenever its quiet?
GABRIELLA
What?
JACK
The ghost haunts you whenever its quiet? Like when we were in the elevator it was bothering you? And when youāre working? Forever?
GABRIELLA (cautiously)
Not every second. And not forever. At least not as prominently forever. But sometimes Iāll think Iāve gotten past something like this then suddenly, years later, itā¦(motions with hands)
JACK
Materializes again. (beat) Do you always take revenge?
GABRIELLA (slowly shaking head)
Almost never.Ā
JACKĀ
So do it. Do your worst to me. See if it kills the ghost.
GABRIELLA
Are you crazy?
JACK (lightly)
Nah. But (shrugs) you say you can never escape it. And I at leastā
GABRIELLA (interrupting sharply)
Are just so well adjusted that nothing bothers you?
Ā
JACK laughs hard.Ā
GABRIELLA startles.Ā
Ā
JACK
Not even close. (beat) When Nicole dumped and humiliated me, and that video was justā¦everywhere I ran. (beat) I quit my job. I stopped talking to our friends. I completely erased my social media accounts (laughs) I thought. I ran away and it worked out fine. So what I have that you donāt is a certainty that I can escape if it comes to that. So (beat) humiliate me. If I canāt take it, Iāll run away again and hide out for a few more years.Ā
Ā
JACK leans nearĀ
Smiling softly.Ā
JACK
Hell, Iām pretty sure you are one of a kind. So I could probably hide forever next time. But the ghost I wouldnāt be able to escape(beat) (seriously) would be knowing that you were out in the world hating me, over something I truly am sorry for. So take it as far as you need to. Just promise in the end not to hate me.Ā
Ā
GABRIELLA stunned.Ā
Motionless several longĀ
Beats.Ā Ā
Ā
GABRIELLA (whispers)
You are insane.
Ā
JACK shakes his head
Holds out hand. Ā
Ā
JACK
Lets go to the contest. You can prank me tomorrow.Ā
Ā
GABRIELLA takes JACKāsĀ
Hand in shock. StandsĀ
Free hand grabbingĀ
Slicker absently. Follows
JACK to elevators.Ā
GABRIELLA
Jack. I donāt hate you now.Ā
JACK
Good to know.Ā
Ā
Elevator doors open.Ā
Cut to conference room
GABRIELLA
Ā
GABRIELLA
I donāt know what just happened.Ā
Ā
GABRIELLA looks into distance
Hands resting stilly on lap. Long
Silence. Looks directly at camera.Ā
Ā
GABRIELLA
What just happened? I (beat) Why would he do that for me? Literally no one does that.
Ā
Cut to Conference room
JACK.
JACK
I definitely do not want that damned clip floating around again. I can just imagine the auto-tuning and memes and (shakes head) just general hilarity guys like Cory and Angelo would have with it.Ā I hope it never comes out. I hope that my apology and voluntarily submitting to torture eases her out of the whole thing. But if not (shrugs) When she was talking about not being normal or proportional like either of those things is fixed. Or even real. And I could see that uptight part of her trying so hard to shove herself into someone elseās box of what normal looks like. I just couldnāt stand it. Sheās sweet, and smart, and a little bit devious but in a cute way.Ā Why is she the one trying to fit? (shakes head) We look at proportion from a place of all things being equal, and they just arenāt. Maybe this is proportional for her. Sheās going to feel it forever, so I should have to relive my greatest embarrassment. Its not (tilts head from side to side) entirely unreasonable. I can bend a bit for her.
Ā
Cut to conference room
GABRIELLA.
GABRIELLA (smiling softly)
I donāt think Iāve ever felt this numb. Its quiet inside. Like (beat) Like Iām curled up on my couch with a cup of cocoa and a favorite movie, and the storm is outside, far away from me. What if it works. (beat) What if it doesnāt work, and because heās given me permission Iāve done this awful thing to him? And heās the one left hating me. (beat) What if I can only stop if I stop now?Ā Ā Ā
Ā
Cut to elevator. GABRIELLAĀ
stares at JACKās hand stillĀ
held in hers.Ā
GABRIELLA
I wonāt release the clip.Ā
JACK (casually)
Eh. Wait and see how it goes.
Ā
Scene 9: Snappy Happy Ever After
Ā
GABRIELLAās apartment livingĀ
room the naughty and niceĀ
List is on an easel beside a
Fake fireplace. MARIA is atĀ
The kitchen counter back toĀ
Door, shoving things into aĀ
messenger bag.Ā
Ā
MARIA
Great youāre back, I thought I would miss you. How did the contest go? Did you win?
GABRIELLA (absentmindedly)Ā
No. Pam won. She only used white and yellow paint, but she made a snow man.Ā
MARIA
Say no more (turns) that would do (beat) (spots JACK) it.
Ā
MARIA looks to GABRIELLAĀ
Inquisitively.
Ā
GABRIELLAĀ
This is Jack, I work with him. Weāre supposed to plan a Christmas party. This is my sister Maria. Come in Jack, make yourself comfortable.Ā
MARIA (suspiciously)
Yes, come in. So youāre Jack? Was it?Ā
Ā
JACK wanders around the
Room taking in all theĀ
decoration. Pauses at theĀ
naughty and nice list. Laughs.
JACK
Yep. Jack. The hunky broken piece of tin.Ā
Ā
JACK points to cartoon besideĀ
his name.
Ā
JACK
Did you do this, Gabriella?
MARIA
I did it.
GABRIELLA
Maria is an art student. Sheās incredibly talented.Ā
MARIA (sarcastic)
Gee, thanks Mom.
GABRIELLAĀ
Give me a second, Iāll get my laptop and we can get to work. Do you want any snacks, or something to drink? Maria.Ā
GABRIELLA waves atĀ
MARIA and the kitchen.
GABRIELLA exits downĀ
hall.
MARIA (nodding at cartoon)
Tin doesnāt handle cold especially well, so it was a mistake for the soldier to also have an icy heart. (beat) Our society is so inundated with depictions of violence that I feel weāre largely desensitized to it. However the juxtaposition of innately innocent images, i.e. a Christmas toy soldier with graphic death should still leave the viewer with a startling visceral impact.Ā
JACK (chuckles)
You know I get this vibe from your family.
MARIA
Is it warm and welcoming?
JACK
Thats not exactly how Iād describe it.Ā
MARIA (smirks, head cocked)
Great, sounds like youāre picking up what Iām putting down. Try not to break anything.Ā
Ā
MARIA exits followingĀ
GABRIELLA.
JACK (laughing out of shot)
Like my fragile tin neck?
Ā
Camera follows MARIA toĀ
hallway. GABRIELLA isĀ
exiting room with laptop inĀ
her arms.
MARIA (whispering)
What is he doing here? Did you get in trouble or something?
GABRIELLA (shaking head)
No, everything fine. But (grabs MARIAās arm) I told him about having OCD and feeling everything under my skin, and level twelve punishment, and (still dazed) he said to do it. He said to do my worst because heād rather be embarrassed then have me hate him.
Ā
Beat. MARIA glances down hall
And back at GABRIELLA. Shakes
Head slowly.Ā Ā Ā Ā
MARIA
Thatās (beat) Well thats really sweet. Right? How do you feel?
GABRIELLA
I donāt know. Iāve never not known, but I donāt know.Ā
MARIA
Okay. Thatās (beat) Shit. I donāt know either. (laughs) Thatās really very sweet of him. Do you think heās into you?Ā
GABRIELLA (shaking head)
I donāt know. Maybe.Ā
MARIA
Are you into him? (beat) Were you before he said that? Because its awesome and sweet and not to be ignored, but just because he feels a certain way about you, doesnāt mean you have to reciprocate.Ā
GABRIELLA (annoyed)Ā
Jeez, Maria, what do you think I am thirteen or something? (hissing) Iām not here to sleep with him. We were assigned to plan the holiday party.
MARIA
Everyone needs a reminder that their feelings are important sometimes. Everyone. Look I gotta get to class. Iāll be late, but just (beat) be in the moment you know. If you arenāt sure what you feel donāt stress about that just be for a bit.Ā
Ā
MARIA kisses GABRIELLA
On the cheek.Ā
MARIA
Weāll talk later. Love ya.Ā
Ā
MARIA spins around, throws anĀ
annoyed look at camera crew.Ā
Waves them back, moves outĀ
Through the livingroom.Ā
JACK examining list.
Ā
MARIA
Bye, Jack. Nice to meet you.
Ā
MARIA exitsĀ
JACK (amused)
Yep. You too.Ā
Ā
GABRIELLA enters with laptop
Open. Typing password as sheĀ
Walks. Sets computer on the table.Ā
GABRIELLA
Okay, heres my computer. You can start looking at the notes I had on Secret Santa for inspiration, while I grab us some snacks.Ā
Ā Ā Ā Ā
JACK
How long was that password?
GABRIELLA (raised eyebrows)
Twenty-three characters.
JACK (amused)
Letters and numbers?
GABRIELLAĀ
What are you trying to do? Guess my code?
JACK
Oh, definitely.Ā
GABRIELLAĀ
The computer is already unlocked, just donāt let it go to sleep.
Ā
Beat. GABRIELLA awkwardlyĀ
moves to kitchen.Ā
Ā
GABRIELLA
I have water, orange juice, tea, coffee, or hot chocolate.Ā
JACK
Hot chocolate sounds good. Put us in the festive spirt.Ā
Ā
GABRIELLA moves around theĀ
Kitchen gathering snacks.Ā
JACK skims through GABRIELLAāsĀ
notes.Ā
JACK
You have seven different files about this. (laughs)
GABRIELLA (mildly defensive)
Iām intense.
JACK
Yep. And thorough and way too full of ideas. Build your own toboggan rides, snowman building contest, team gingerbread dollhouse building. Snow ball fights, winter wonderland. Over half of these have to do with snow. (laughs) How would you even going to make the snow man contest work?
GABRIELLA (shyly)
I donāt know for certain. I had lots of ideas, fake snow. Have actual snow brought in and do it first thing in the morning before it has time to melt. Or do it with food, donut holes, frosting and sprinkles could work. I may not even do it. I already did the paper snowmen. I just thought people might like to decorate them themselves.Ā
JACK
Yeah. People have really gotten into your DIY Christmas stuff. It feels oddly unforced.Ā Somehow it just makes sense and takes away some of the stress of the year end.Ā
GABRIELLA (enthusiastic)
I know. Its even gotten to me. Its like remembering the magic from when you were little. When the whole world is getting lit up and it feels like somehow its all about you. Even though it definitely isnāt. It makes you feel like magic is real. (beat) (forces laugh) Before you grow up and realize all the people running around are ridiculously stressed (beat)
Ā
JACK stands walking slowly
Towards GABRIELLA.Ā
GABRIELLA tenses up.Ā
GABRIELLA (continues)
And the lights and decorations and special drinks are just tricks to get you to spend more money.Ā
JACK
Oh, Santa. Donāt break my heart. You canāt be a cynic. We cynics need you to keep the magic alive for us.Ā
GABRIELLA
Seeing the bad and the good isnāt cynical, its realistic.Ā
JACK (shrugging)
Maybe. But the magic isnāt in the realism, is it? Its in that childish belief that the holiday is all about you.
Ā
JACK reaches pastĀ
GABRIELLA.
GABRIELLA holds breath.
JACK lifts the snacks.Ā
JACK
Let me help you with these.Ā
Ā
JACK crosses to couch
Sets plates down on theĀ
table. GABRIELLA breaths
Out. Shakes herself.
Pours water into ChristmasĀ
mugs.
GABRIELLAĀ
Whatās made you feel that way now? I mean you were completely making fun of me for decorating early. ābelieving in Christmas like a six-year-oldā (imitating JACKās voice snidely) Why the turn around?
JACK
Your pranks.
Ā
GABRIELLA raises a brow.
JACK
Seriously, they were annoying, but fun. And I kept getting the group gifts. (shrugs) I keep getting these weird impulses to decorate. (beat) I donāt know. I guess youāre just a good Santa.
Ā
GABRIELLA stares incredulous.Ā
Laughs.
Ā
GABRIELLAĀ
Youāre screwing with me somehow. I just know it.Ā
JACK
Nope. Iām totally serious. Its like you believe enough for twenty people and the rest of us needed it.
Ā
Beat.Ā
GABRIELLA
Well (beat) I just hope I can figure out what to do about the last gifts. I canāt think of anything I can get that will feel better than just the cash.Ā
JACKĀ
Ā Ā So quit worrying about pleasing everyone.Ā
GABRIELLA (sarcastic)
I take it youāve given a lot of gifts in your life.
JACKĀ
Cute. I mean (beat) Donāt make it a gift. Make it an experience like the rest have been. Something that ropes them in and helps them forget how cynical they feel because the world is so insane.Ā
Ā
GABRIELLA slowly spreadingĀ
smile. Lays a cup in front ofĀ
JACK. Holds onto her ownĀ
Lifting a candy cane to stir.Ā
GABRIELLA
Like the song.Ā
JACK
Ā Which one?
GABRIELLAĀ
āNeed a little Christmas.ā Itās so jaunty its easy to miss the lyrics. (slow-sing-song voice) Grown a little sadder, Grown a little older (beat) Need a little music, need a little laughter, Need a little Christmas now.Ā
JACK (eyes locked with GABRIELLA)
Exactly.
GABRIELLA (shyly)
I think I forgot some words in there.
Ā
Long charged silence.Ā
JACK looks away grinning.Ā
Ā
JACK (brightly)Ā
Do you know whats really torturing me though?
Ā
GABRIELLA shakes head.Ā
JACK
Youāve got a file labeled Jackās punishments and Iām just dying to click on it and see my future.Ā
GABRIELLA (taunting)
Go ahead. Ā
JACK
I canāt! Donāt you get it. Its killing me, but I canāt spoil the surprise. Coming to work these past few days was the closest I felt to Christmas morning excitement since I was like (shakes head) fourteen.Ā
Ā
GABRIELLA giggles.
Ā
JACK
Just promise youāll do something.
Ā
GABRIELLA smiles secretively.
Ā
Ā
Scene 10: Cookie Crumbs
Ā
Basement IT camera behindĀ
JACK. JACKās desk nowĀ
features Christmas cardsĀ
Tacked up with the snowmen.
And a mug with a ChristmasĀ
Sweater pattern on it.Ā
JACK harried looking types onĀ
Computer with phone at his ear.
JACK
Ā Right, okay. Sounds like another email virus. (exhales annoyed) Third this morning. No! Donāt turn it off, thats what I had Frank do and it just got worse. We nearly lost all his files. Iām going to check out your hard drive remotely. Try working from someone elseās station and donāt click on any emails. (beat) No. Not any! Not until Iāve had a look. (beat) Look, Iām working on it. Iāll try to save your lifeās work drawing dollies!
Ā
JACK slams down the receiver
Still typing.Ā
JACK (calls out)
Hey, Gabriella, can you give meā
Ā
JACKās phone rings. Ā
JACK Ā
Damn it! (into phone) What? Okay, thats it. No, no, donāt touch anything, stand up and tell everyone around you not to open any emails! I think weāve been hacked.Ā Ā
Ā
Cut to GABRIELLA crouchedĀ
In cubicle, stifling a laugh.Ā
Ā
JACK (into phone)
No I cannot send an email. (beat) Because I donāt want anyone opening emails!Ā
Ā
JACK slams down receiver.Ā
Ā
JACK
Gabriella!
GABRIELLA (sweetly)
Yep.Ā
Ā
GABRIELLA stands peeringĀ
Over the cubicle.Ā
JACK
I need your help. I think weāve been hacked. Could you get Stan and Michael to check the distribution, accounting and executive emails while I work back through design?
GABRIELLA (sharply)
Iām sorry, are you asking me to be your secretary?
JACK
What? No! (annoyed and confused) Look I need a hand. This is the fourth call like this Iāve gotten this morning. I need us to get on the most essential sectors before it gets worse. Iād have thought you would be all over this?
GABRIELLA
I didnāt get any calls. Seems to me youāre trying to play department manager before youāve gotten the job!
JACK (in shock)
What the hell is wrong with you? This is still your job.Ā
GABRIELLA
I donāt answer to you. Theyāre your calls. You handle them.Ā
Ā
GABRIELLA marches to breakĀ
room. JACK stares after.Ā
Phone rings. JACK answersĀ
angrily.Ā
JACKĀ
What?
Ā
Cut to conference room.Ā
GABRIELLA.
Ā
GABRIELLA
He asked to be pranked.(giggles) This level was designed to make him work. And work hard.(snickers) It was a lot easier than I expected to act annoyed and storm off.Ā
Ā
Cut to third floor break room.Ā
MAYA, CORY, MIRIAM and ED
At table working on a gingerbreadĀ
house. The house is long ranch style
Home with in open back, and a small
Forest of gum drop trees around it.Ā
MAYA laying the walls. ED decorating
Outer walls. CORY building forest.Ā
MIRIAM making gingerbread stands forĀ
Chocolate penguins.
10:30 a.m.Ā
MAYA
There is no way this is Coleman. Iāve never had this much fun at work before.
ED
I know. And everything is so organized, and weirdlyā¦I donāt know team buildy.
CORY
Are we just allowed to make up words now.
ED (raised brow)
Giff. Meme. Insta.Ā
CORY
I didnāt make any of those up, but point taken. Hey you know what we really need are sugar cubes.Ā
MIRIAMĀ
Yes! We can make a tiny igloo outside and have the chocolate penguins around it! Are their any sugar cubes in the supplies?
MAYA
No. But there are with the coffee.
Ā
CORY jumps up and crosses
To the coffee area.Ā
MIRIAM
Isnāt that cheating?
CORY
I donāt see a rule book.Ā
MIRIAM (head cocked)
What if Edās right? What if this is some weird team building exercise and weāre being watched (waves at camera crew) to see how we work together?Ā
CORY (winks at camera)
Theyāll admire our ingenuity!
Ā
All laugh.Ā
MIRIAM (hand out)
Give them here. Finish up the forest.Ā
CORY (salutes)
Yes, maāam.
Ā
Cut to basement IT. JACK
Hunched over computer
Phone off the hook on table.
MICHAEL
Hey. Weāve checked all the other departments and theyāre fine. So somehow its localized to design.Ā Ā
JACK
That doesnāt make any sense. Why target design?
MICHAEL
Corporate espionage?
JACK
The company is doing great, for us. But its not like weāre Cabbage Patch Kids.Ā
MICHAEL (laughing)
No one is hacking Cabbage Patch. Or any doll company for anything but fun.
JACK
Fun? Its Christmas time and theyāre hacking a company that makes things for kids. Who does that its (shaking head) twisted.Ā
MICHAEL
Trust me, its a teenager who wanted to play Grinch.
Ā
JACK shaking head.Ā
Cut to conference room
GABRIELLA.Ā
GABRIELLA
On an average day each tech gets about two calls. Usually with hours between them, and most problems can be fixed by say (bobs head) plugging in routers or turning off and on computers. So usually we run system checks, make sure the security software is up to date, and maybe run usage checks. They really only need three of us and they have seven. So I just (shrugs) routed all the calls to Jackās phone.Ā
Ā
Beat unheard question.Ā
Ā
GABRIELLA
Well (beat) I needed to make sure there would be calls. (shrugs) I didnāt exactly hack us. I just sent one tiny cookie crumb bug to a few people and didnāt do the āredundantā work Jack teases me about by flagging emails the software misses. The staff did the rest. (smirks) I only did it with the design department. Theyāre useless right now anyway, so they do the most web surfing and email checking. If he were paying attention Jack would notice it was only them. (giggles) But heās a bit distracted.Ā
Ā
Cut to 2nd floor break room
CLARA, ANGELO, MICAHAEL
And DANIEL BURNS areĀ
working to build a gingerbreadĀ
Ā A frame house with open back.Ā
ANGELO finishing frame.Ā
MICAHEL decoratingĀ
gingerbread occupants. CLARA
Decorating exterior. DANIELĀ
BURNS making candy cane walk
way. 3:00p.m.
Ā
ANGELO
You know, if you cut six really narrow pieces of gingerbread and use those three broken wedgesā
CLARA
We can make a gazebo! We are totally going to win this!Ā
Ā
CLARA carefully cuts beams.
ANGELO
Whoād of thought this hodge-podge team would be the best. Weāre literally the only group with no one from the design team. But I actually think we can take this.Ā
DANIELĀ
Oh yeah. Iāve seen a few of the others, very basic.
Ā Ā
Ā Ā Ā MICHAEL (dryly)
Should the HR director really be in competition with the workers?
DANIEL BURNS
Are you kidding me? Iāve wanted extra copies all year. Debbie runs that machine like a dictator.Ā
CLARA (laughing)
Yeah. Who keeps coming up with this stuff? The games? The prizes? No offense Daniel but this isnāt anyone in management. but I also donāt buy that Santa email, this isnāt Jack.Ā
ANGELO
Nah! Jack isnāt doing this. But he got real bent out of shape wit Gabby when that email went out. Could be her.Ā
MICHAEL
Ā Itās not Gabby. She canāt even pull herself away from work long enough to participate in these things. Theyāre just flirting hard and its turned into pranking. You should have seen them earlier (rolls eyes) Jack newly flipped his lid.Ā
DANIEL BURNS
Whoever Santa is has a massive operation set up. Its some party planning group. There is no way just one of us is doing all this.Ā
MICHAEL (shrugging)
Maybe its the real Santa and his elf slaves.Ā
CLARA (laughing)
Right. And tomorrow the reindeer will deliver our mail.
Ā
Cut to basement IT break room earlier
2:15 p.m.
HANNAH, FRANK, and GABRIELLAĀ
Work on a gingerbread house.Ā
FRANK intently laying walls of aĀ
Two story home with open back.
HANNAH making little gingerbread
Beds, 7.Ā
GABRIELLA decorates gingerbread
Men like the 7 dwarves. Ā
Ā
FRANK
What do you suppose they plan to do with all this gingerbread at the end of the day? There are ten teams, that means ten houses. Who is going to eat and judge?
HANNAH
There is a local youth group coming by this afternoon. Homeless children from the area.Ā
FRANK (raised brow)
And were giving them cookies? (laughs)
HANNAH
There were emails sent out all week about the visit. (beat) Asking for donations of clothes, toys and bedding. Lots of people have been bringing stuff.Ā
FRANK
Emails from who?
GABRIELLA
H.R.
FRANK (embarrassed)Ā
Oh. (gruffly) I never open those.Ā
GABRIELLA (laughs)
I brought lots from home. You can give some of that.Ā
FRANK
Thanks. Thatsā¦very sweet of you, Gaā
JACK (shouting)
Gabriella!
Ā
JACK stomps into breakĀ
Room. Slams hand on tableĀ
and leans in over GABRIELLA.
Gabriella shakes with repressed
laughter.Ā
Ā
JACK
Its you, isnāt it? All day Iāve been untangling that mess and it was you the whole time! Thats why it was only design.Ā
GABRIELLA (smugly)
You said to do my worst.Ā
JACK
Iā¦you
Ā
JACK lifts hands as if toĀ
strangle GABRIELLA.
Ā
JACK
I felt bad for offending you! I was trying to fix it so I could come talk to you and it was all a prank! Yourā Argh!!!
Ā
JACK spins around stompingĀ
Out.Ā
GABRIELLA shocked, shrinks
In seat.Ā
FRANK and HANNAH stare.Ā
Ā
FRANK
The crumbling cookie screen that erased all our files? (beat) That was you hacking us?
GABRIELLA (quietly)
It didnāt erase anything. Just hid it.Ā
Ā
HANNAH snorts.
Ā
FRANK
Why?
GABRIELLA (shrugs)
Jack and the rest of the techs donāt really respect the work I put in here. They treat it like a joke. So I showed him what a week of me not doing extra email sweeps look like.
FRANK (brow raised)
Damn. Why am I the one in anger management?
HANNAH
Because Gabby is too cautious to ever do that with management.
Ā
GABRIELLA flinches atĀ
Diminutive name.Ā
Ā
Cut to conference room.
GABRIELLA. Ā
Ā
GABRIELLAĀ
Our software catches about 90% of the spam an average user gets. But if people go to certain sites and turn off cookie blockers actual hackers or just spam bots can get enough info to fool the security. So I skim peoples emails, not the content, just sources and frequencies and subject lines for suspicious emails. Then I either spam or flag them with messages telling people not to open unless they know the senders. Since Iāve been doing it its cut down on the number of hard drive incursions weāve seen by 70% (smiles smugly) If we had an IT manager they might have noticed something like that. But as it is I think even the other techs attribute it to software improvements.Ā
Ā
BEAT staring off into space.Ā
Lifts hands beings pickingĀ
At finger nails.
GABRIELLA
I knew I was bored here. But I donāt really think about it, because I wasnāt bored at all when I was starting my own company. I was busy and energized and sometimes overwhelmed but never bored. And I couldnāt make that work, so (beat) I have to make this work. But (beat shaking head) another time I would never have done something like todays prank. It didnāt just mess with Jack. It messed with the whole design department, and I didnāt mind.
Ā
Cut to IT break room
FRANK (smiling)
Youāre a bit of a dark horse arenāt you?
GABRIELLA shrugs.Ā
Looks after JACK.
GABRIELLAĀ
I should go apologize.
FRANK
Donāt you dare. I just started liking you.
HANNAH (laughing)
Yeah. I mean what did you really do but make him work all day?
GABRIELLA (thoughtful)
Nothing I suppose.
Ā
Cut to conference room
JACK.Ā
Ā
JACK
I could strangle her. All day! All day Iām going around unraveling more of her code and I didnāt even realize it because Iām so busy trying to figure out how I offended her at the same time. And it was all a trick. Sheās a menace.Ā
Ā
Beat unheard question.Ā
Ā
JACK (snide)
I know I told her to do it! And I expected something but (beat) Okay maybe Iām reading too much into this, but todayās prank felt like she was calling me lazy. And sheās said, or implied that a few times already. Its getting insulting.Ā
Ā
Cut to GABRIELLA Ā
conference room.
GABRIELLA
I should have gone after him, right? (chews lip) Today I was almost as excited about pranking him as I was nervous about his reaction to it. I donāt want him to hate me. But he asked for my worst and this isnāt even close to my worst. So its probably for the best that he got upset, because I was getting ahead of myself again. Like I did when I tried to start a company. I was imagining what it would be like not to worry about my worst. Imagining feeling comfortable in my own skin. (beat) But I should worry.Ā
Ā
Cut to IT JACK at deskĀ
working. 3:00
FRANK approaches.Ā
FRANK
Got you good did she?
JACK(snide)Ā Ā
Well Iām still unraveling her little joke, so yeah.Ā
FRANK
Good for her.Ā
Ā
JACK looks up glaring.Ā
GABRIELLA laughs loud
From break room with HANNAH.
JACK looks towards laughter.Ā
Ā
FRANK
A bit of a shock that girl.
JACK (snorts softly)
Yeah. And annoying as hell.
FRANK
What did the gingerbread man she left you say? Everyones had a different air bubble.Ā
JACK (smiling)
It said: game on. (beat) Wait! She told you?
FRANK (grinning)
Figured it out. Santa keeps giving me extra gifts for Linda. And in there Gabriella offered me extra things for this donation drive, almost as if she knew Iād need them.Ā
JACKĀ
Sheās too sweet for her own good? Does anyone else know?
FRANK (shaking head)
I might not even have noticed if she hadnāt worked with us today. This is the most time anyone here has spent with her.Ā
JACK
Yeah. For a bubbly thing she isnāt that social.
FRANK
Some of us have a harder time then others knowing how to interact with people. How to be ourselves and still be accepted.Ā
Ā
Beat. JACK watches GABRIELLAĀ
With a growing smile.Ā
Ā
JACK
Excuse me.Ā
Ā
JACK crosses to break room.
GABRIELLA and HANNAH stop
Talking. JACK leans in front ofĀ
GABRIELLA.
JACK
Do you want to know what I think of your little prank?
GABRIELLA
Look, Jack. Iāmā
Ā
JACK lifts a tube of icing.
GABRIELLA stiffens, eyes JACK
Warily.Ā
Beat.Ā
JACK watches GABRIELLA
Intently. JACK squirts icing tubeĀ
Directly in his mouth.Ā
GABRIELLA gasps releasingĀ
tension. Giggles.
HANNAH laughs watching theĀ
Pair as avidly as a TV drama.Ā
Ā
JACK (around icing)
I eat weak crap like that for breakfast. And Iām going to get you back.
Ā
GABRIELLA grins at JACK.
Ā
GABRIELLAĀ
Do your worst. Ā Ā Ā
Ā Ā
Scene 11: Snow. Snow. Snow. Snow!
Ā
Scene: Parking lot My Best Friend DollĀ
company. Employees wearing slickers
and sunglasses are running aroundĀ
throwing colorful snowballs at oneĀ
another. Individual interviews heldĀ
against the backdrop of front door.Ā
Ā
CLARA at front door.Ā
CLARA (grinning)
I hate sticky. I hate messy. I wonāt even do water ballon fights, but (giggles hard) This is ridiculously fun!Ā
Ā
Cut to ANGELO at front door.
Ā
ANGELO
We got emails yesterday telling us to bring our slickers back and today on our desks were snowball shaped invites listing our team assignments. (grins) I love Santa!
Ā
Cut to CLARA at front door.Ā
Ā
CLARA
Santa put us in teams pitting me, Frank and everyone else who signed the complaint last year against the HR department. (cackles) Guess whoās winning!
Ā
Cut to ANGELO at front door.Ā
Ā
ANGELO(chuckles)
It was s syrup bath! It was almost more fun watching that fight, then having mine with accounting. Ā
Ā
Cut to FRANK at front door.Ā
Ā
FRANK
Oh, this Santa is an evil genius. (chuckles) Who needs anger management when you can pelt your problem with balls of syrup?
Ā
Cut to MR. COLEMAN at frontĀ
Door, clean with no slicker.
Ā
MR. COLEMAN
The executive branch of the company isnāt taking part in Secret Santa. Its strictly an employee moral building event. And its working out (turns up nose) quite well. Exactly as planned.
Ā
Cut to GABRIELLA slickerĀ
Purple, pink, and green fromĀ
Hits.Ā Ā
GABRIELLA
Todayās prank on Jack was a little elf widget that pops up on his screen whenever its been idle for more than five minutes and starts singing āAll I want for Christmas is my two front teethā (grins) he hates that song. But I very generously accepted a little of Jackās input on todayās event. Iād just planned a snowball fight with teams. When I told him I was having my neighbor Leticia provide the snowballs courtesy of her snow cone truck he was wildly insistent that we had to use the syrup. It seemed too messy to me. For all of these gifts that involve a mess I stay after to clean. Its not fair to put all of this on the janitorial staff, who are outside contractors and therefore arenāt part of the fun. And I didnāt want to clean this up, but Jack promised to help and this is totally worth the extra work. (laughs) Do you know I think all of us are just really tall, really stressed-out kids. And this sort of thing(beat grinning) eviscerates the stress.Ā
Ā
Cut to snowball fight.Ā
JACK pelting purple snowĀ
Balls at GABRIELLA.Ā
GABRIELLA dancesĀ
around them laughing.Ā
Throws blue snow ball,Ā
Falls apart before hittingĀ
JACK.Ā
JACK laughs triumphantĀ
And launches another ball
Hits GABRIELLA in stomach.Ā
Ā
Cut to JACK licking fingers.
Ā
JACK (grinning)
Varsity short stop. And undefeated champion of this snow ball fight! Whoop! Can you believe I had to talk her into adding the syrup. (incredulous) She said it was for fun, and we donāt need winners and losers! Can you believe that? (licks fingers)
Ā
Behind JACK, GABRIELLAĀ
HANNAH, FRANK, CLARA,Ā
And ANGELO approach withĀ
Blue snowballs.Ā
Ā
Ā Ā JACK
I think she was just afraid toāAck!
Ā
GABRIELLA, HANNAH, FRANK,Ā
CLARA and ANGELO pelt JACKĀ
with snowballs from behind. Ā
Ā
JACK (laughing yell)
Cheeters!
Ā
JACK chases fleeing posse.
Ā
Cut to GABRIELLA at front door
colorful face and broad smile.Ā
GABRIELLA (cheerfully)Ā
I donāt think wearing the slickers is all that helpful. Weāre all sticky messes.
Ā
Beat. Unheard question.
Ā
GABRIELLA
No. I am not afraid of losing. (shrugs) I was a little afraid of getting sticky, or really being a part of the snowball fight at all. (tilts head to the side, intent) do you know how often you get touched without your consent on an average day. I do. (beat) It used to make me seriously anxious. I didnāt like to go out if I didnāt have to. I would wear lots of layers even in the middle of summer to blunt the effect of people brushing by me, or patting my shoulder when Iād done something well (rolls shoulder uncomfortably) But medication helps and therapy helps. Iāve gotten a lot better at dealing with the unexpected. But a snowball fight (shakes head) everyone running around screaming, intentionally trying to hit you, its a mine field. I loved the idea of seeing one, but I hadnāt meant to be a part of it. But (shrugs) Jack dared me, and I couldnāt let him think he has the upper hand, so I did it. And while I was doing it (bright broad smile) I didnāt feel the snowballs hit me at all. I just felt the ones I was throwing and it was awesome! Like I was pummeling people with all the stress that ties me up most days. (grins) (shrugs) Iām sure when the adrenaline has warn off Iāll be an anxious mess. Iāll probably take three showers tonight. But (beat) it was fun while it lasted. And a while ago, even knowing the fun to be had, I wouldnāt have been able to risk the stress. Ā
Ā
Cut to GABRIELLA, MARIA,Ā
And JACK at GABRIELLAāsĀ
Apartment late evening.Ā
GABRIELLA and JACK onĀ
couch MARIA on chair.Ā
ALL cutting out paperĀ
snowflakes, Christmas
Music playing quietly.
Ā
MARIA (defensive)
I was not that bad! I just got a little upset.
GABRIELLA (laughing)
She slammed the door, like seven times, and shouted that she hated our family. She kept sobbing about being poor.Ā
Ā
JACK laughs watching theĀ
sisters avidly.
MARIA
In my defense being poor was pretty dramatic when I was fifteen. (shrugs) Now its fine.
Ā
GABRIELLA rolls her eyes.
JACKĀ
What did your mother do?
GABRIELLA (smirks)Ā
Well first she rolled her eyes and started talking in Spanish about teenagers (laughs) (imitating mother in English) Oh God, what have I done to deserve all this faith you put in my patience?
Ā
JACK chuckles.Ā
MARIA grins.Ā
Ā
GABRIELLA
Then she grabbed me and says, āokay, we cant send her skiing, so lets bring the snow to her.ā All night Mom and I cut up newspaper and bills,(giggles) any paper we could find making paper snowflakes.Ā
Ā
GABRIELLA holds up finished
Snowflake. Lays it aside. Begins
A new flake.Ā
Ā
GABRIELLA
There were so many. I remember being so excited.Ā
MARIA (smiling warmly)
Mom knew the cure for everything.
GABRIELLA
She did. It was amazing. I had been annoyed with Maria over the whole thing. But a few minutes into cutting I forgot all about it. It was definitely top three of our Christmases ever. When Maria woke up the next morning Mom made her put on sunglassesā
MARIA (interrupting)
I was totally freaked out. I was sure it was some bizarre punishment. I demanded to know what she was doing and where she was taking me. She just looked so serious. And she stops me and says āIt can never disappoint you as much as it does me that I cannot give you everything you want. But do not forget that you do have everything you need.
Ā
Beat. MARIA and GABRIELLA
Caught up in memory.
JACK silently allowing theĀ
Family moment. Ā
GABRIELLA (shakes herself)
Anyway. She dragged Maria out and Iām waiting there with the fan at full blast and a laundry basket full of snowflakes. As soon as Mom moved out of the way I threw the snowflakes at the air stream.
MARIA (giggling)
I got like twenty paper cuts, but it was so much fun! I made them do it again and again. We kept gathering them up and taking turns standing in the snow storm.Ā
JACK
Sounds almost as dangerous as a real blizzard.Ā
Ā
MARIA and GABRIELLA grin.
Ā
MARIA
Afterwards we drank cocoa and hung the snowflakes all over the ceiling with string and duct tape. When I finally got to go skiing with friends a few years later I kept thinking about our hallway blizzard and how much fun we had.Ā
Ā
JACK watches sisters with a warm smile.Ā
Ā
Cut to basement IT paper
Snowflakes hang all aroundĀ
the room with pictures in theirĀ
Centers of children holding theĀ
Companies various dolls andĀ
Pictures of the employees Ā
Enjoying GABRIELLAās secretĀ
Santa events.Ā
GABRIELLA approaches desk andĀ
Stops cold.Ā
GABRIELLAās entire cubicle isĀ
Wrapped in blue and whiteĀ
snowflake paper. A bow with tagĀ
Hands from the top. Reads: Pull.Ā
Trust me, Santaās helper.
GABRIELLA breaths deeply, shakingĀ
Out fingers. Grips ribbon. Tugs.Ā
Wrapping paper falls apart. StrandsĀ
Of snowflakes are hanging along theĀ
outsideĀ of the cubicle. One strandĀ
Crosses the open space of cubicleĀ
Like a gate.
GABRIELLA catches her breathĀ
Runs airy fingers over snowflakes.Ā
Ā
Cut to conference room.Ā
GABRIELLA mouth wide, speechless.
Beat.Ā
Ā
GABRIELLA
He didnāt put a single snowflake or piece of wrapping paper inside my cubicle. (breathless laugh) He respected my space, but still managed to give me this beautiful surprise. (awed smile) I didnāt think guys were sweet this way.Ā
Ā
Cut to conference room JACK
Eager, and cheerful.
JACK
I could kill Coleman. I got her out of the way hanging flakes upstairs, got it all done and I was hidden to see the whole thing, when he called. Why did even answer my phone? I canāt believe I missed her seeing it. Did she like it? Can I see the tape?(smiles)
Ā
Beat unheard question.Ā
JACK
No, I suppose her intensity doesnāt really bother me anymore. Its cute. I guess once you get to understand a person their quirks become less annoying and more endearing. Unless getting to know them makes you hate them of course (laughs) I mean, sheās still annoying. Her stupid prank today! (shakes head) (annoyed) All day long I kept getting calls, from different numbers in the building with a recording āJack, this is Santa calling. Are you being a good boy today?ā (shakes head, canāt shake grin) It was funny the first three times, then it got annoying, and of course when I stop answering its Coleman again.Ā
Ā
Beat unheard question.Ā
Ā
JACK
Yeah, he has been pretty interested in the day to day lately. He is mostly after me to figure out who āhackedā us. I keep telling him weāre techs that fix the problem, not hunt the perpetrators down, but Iām not sure he buys it. I definitely wonāt be saying anything about who launched that little prank. (raises a brow threatening camera crew) I think it will blow over in a few days, but for now I think Iām managing quite well to play dumb and incredibly talented at the same time. I mean I beat back a system incursion all by my self. Iām pretty impressive.Ā Ā
Ā
Ā
Cut to front desk 12:00Ā
Friday December 14
MAYA filling out a packing slip.
ANGELO crosses to desk.
ANGELO
What are you doing? Its lunch time.
MAYA
Iām almost done.Ā
ANGELOĀ
Does it have to go out before lunch? Is it the most important piece of mail in the country?
MAYA (snappish)Ā
I like to finish a thing when I start it.Ā
ANGELO
Maya, there are cardboard toboggans in the stairwell and a month of splitting Colemanās parking space to the fastest contestants. Donāt let me down. You and I are unstoppable.Ā
MAYA (laughing)
What makes you so sure we can win.
ANGELO
Gravity is on our side in this.
MAYA
Ā I feel like you just called me fat.
ANGELO
Nonsense. I just called us (waves between them) fat. And a shoe in to win if youāll just move your ass.Ā
Ā
Ā
MAYA leaves box.
Ā
MAYAĀ
I should be more offended right?
ANGELO (chuckling)
Nah. This is too much fun.
Ā
MAYA follows ANGELO.Ā
Cut to stairwell. Walls paddedĀ
With bubble wrap, at bottomĀ
Landing boxes, couchĀ
cushions, and packing peanuts
Form a landing pad.
DANIEL BURNS at base ofĀ
Stairs with stop watch.
One pair after another sitsĀ
On flattened boxes and slidesĀ
down stairs screaming andĀ
laughing. MIRIAM and CLARA.
MICHAEL and HANNAH. CORYĀ
and FRANK. MAYA and ANGELO.
GABRIELLA sits on cardboardĀ
box slightly stiff. JACK sits behind
Reaching an arm out, hesitates.Ā
Ā
JACK (whispers)
Is this okay.
Ā
GABRIELLA nods, smiles, back to
JACK.Ā
JACK closes arm aroundĀ
GABRIELLAās waist. GABRIELLAĀ
Lays a hand over his.Ā
Toboggan jerks forward, pair slide
Down and tumble laughing intoĀ
cushions.
Ā
DANIEL BURNS
And the winners are (dramatic pause) Angelo and Maya!
Ā
Laughter and cheering.Ā
Ā
ANGELO( to MAYA)
Told ya so!Ā Ā
Ā
Cut to conference room.Ā
GABRIELLA hand at waistĀ
Where JACK held her. Beat.Ā
Ā
GABRIELLAĀ
I donāt know if I liked him before. But I definitely do now.Ā
Ā
Cut to basement IT.
Friday 4:30Ā
GABRIELLA at deskĀ
Typing, hums a ChristmasĀ
song, under breath.Ā
JACK leans over cubicleĀ
wall. GABRIELLA quiets.Ā
JACK (quietly)
So there is something Iāve been wanting to do for a few days now, and Iām not sure how to go about it. Its something nice, but technically it would require invading your personal space again, and the point is to do something youāll enjoy, not to make you uncomfortable. But I donāt know if it would be better to surprise you orā
GABRIELLA (whispers) (interrupting)
Are you asking my permission to kiss me?
Ā
JACK chuckles in shock.
Leans close, shaking head.Ā
GABRIELLA blushesĀ
looking away.
GABRIELLA (mumbling)
No. That was (breathless) a weird thing toā
JACK (grinning)
Should I be?
GABRIELLA (blushing more with each word)
Kissing me, or asking. (snappish) Sorry. Thatās embarrassing. I wasnāt saying (beat) I was just confused by the way you were (beat) What had you wanted to ask me? Ā
JACK (playful)
Oh no you donāt. Iām having an answer to that question. Its far more pressing than my original question. So lets say, hypothetically that Iām very interested in kissing you. (fraught beat) Should I ask first? Would that be something you would like, hypothetically?
GABRIELLA (nervous)
I (beat) Its not as though any other boyfriend, that is, any other guy has ever asked. I was justā
JACK (interrupting)
But do you find the idea of being asked more appealing than being surprised?
Ā
GABRIELLA breathes deeply
Unable to tear her eyes off
JACKās. Crushing the fingers
Of her left hand in her right fist.
Ā
GABRIELLA
Yes. These past few days its been (breathless) a lovely, appealing surprise all its own having my space respected.
JACK
Thats excellent information to have. Thank you.Ā
Ā
GABRIELLAās hands relax.
GABRIELLA and JACKĀ
Share unbroken regardĀ
for several beats.Ā
JACK clears throat. Looks
away.
Ā
JACK
It also helps answer my first question. I think youād prefer to be asked. So may I borrow your motherās nutcracker for a few days.
Ā
GABRIELLA stiffens. Ā
Ā
JACK
My dad used to teach shop. I think he can help me fix it.
GABRIELLA (stalling)
Doesnāt he still teach shop?Ā
JACK
Yeah. (beat) How do you know?
GABRIELLA (shrugs)
Your mom and I are Facebook friends. (speaks rapidly) I friended her looking for dirt to prank you with. But your mother is one of those people who actually looks at everyone who friends her, and she realized I work with you and started messaging me.Ā
Ā
JACK chuckles hard.
Ā
JACK
This is too much. What excuse did you give for friending her?
GABRIELLAĀ Ā
The truth. I said youād broken something of mine and I was looking for revenge.Ā
JACK (wide eyed grin)
And she still accepted your friend request?
GABRIELLAĀ
Yeah. She even gave me the idea for todayās prank when I was short on ideas.
Ā
Cut to basement IT
Earlier today-10:00 a.m
JACK reading, MAIL BOY
Enters pushing cart. Stops
At JACKās desk. Holds outĀ
Christmas wrapped box.
Ā
MAIL BOY
Looks like you got something special.
Ā
GABRIELLA looks up excitedly.Ā
Types rapidly on keyboard.Ā
Camera zooms in on red lightĀ
Next to JACKās desktop camera.
Camera angles wide.Ā
Ā
JACK
Thanks.Ā
Ā
JACK begins opening box.
GABRIELLAĀ stands peeksĀ
over cubicle- evil villain style. Ā
Lid flies off box and confetti
Sprays in JACKās face.Ā
JACK screams, tosses boxĀ
aside, jumping away.Ā
GABRIELLA gigglesĀ
uncontrollably.
Ā
JACK
Damn it, Gabriella! What the hell were you thinking! You could have killed me.Ā
Ā
GABRIELLA tries to speakĀ
Snorts and laughs harder.Ā
Ā
Cut to basement IT now
JACK at GABRIELLAāsĀ
Cubicle.Ā
Ā
GABRIELLA (continued)
She said they gave you a Jack-in-the-box when you were three and you (giggles) screamed and cried when it opened. She said she didnāt think you cried anymore but you still didnāt like things that pop out at you. (chewing on grin)
Ā
JACK shaking head over
And over with an annoyed
Expression.Ā
Ā
JACKĀ
I donāt know if I should be offended by the gross invasion of my privacy, and my motherās betrayalā
Ā
GABRIELLA snorts.
Ā
JACK
Or oddly impressed by your ability to be simultaneously honest and duplicitous.
Ā
GABRIELLA smiling smuglyĀ
unrepentant.Ā Ā
JACK
Why did you even need help? I thought you had my whole punishment planned out from stage one to stage twelve.Ā
Ā
GABRIELLA
Oh (beat) Well I did, yes. But (beat) The later stages were more mean than funny. And once I knew you better (shrugs shyly) I didnāt want to be mean to you.
Ā
JACK grins.Ā
Cut to conference room.Ā
JACK.
Ā
JACK (charmed)
I knew she was a big softy at heart. She just had to come to it on her own.(shakes head) But I cannot believe she has been conspiring with my mother! (laughs) I bet Momās having the time of her life. Sheās a big time prankster. They probably really like each other.
Ā
Cut to basement IT
Ā
JACK
Well, I guess Iāll forgive your duplicity. (beat) But only if you let me have the nutcracker. I swear if I cannot fix it, I will not break it any further.Ā
GABRIELLA (nods)
I trust you.
Ā
Scene 12: Ornaments
Ā
Scene GABRIELLAās apartment
JACK and GABRIELLA on couch
By fake fireplace glueing pieces ofĀ
Felt to make mittens. Whispering.
MARIA in kitchen leaning againstĀ
Sink, addressing camera directly.Ā
Ā
MARIA
Its like watching a Victorian romance over there. (mocking) Oh I wouldnāt dare touch you, but let me get as close as I possibly can.Ā
Ā
MARIA pulls melodramaticĀ
romantic face. Laughs.Ā
Ā Ā
MARIA
Donāt get me wrong, theyāre cute. But Iām more of a, lets kiss already and get on with it, sort of girl. I was prepared for the worst with Jack, but he seems okay. Although he is one of those (raised eyebrow, disapproval) comfortable guys. Like his life as never been extravagant, but its never been difficult either. When Gabriella was looking for dirt on him she got all bent out of shape when she told me he was an only child, that his parents were happily married and that (imitating GABRIELLA) all four of his grandparents are alive! That may well have been her biggest complaint about him. Not to be partial or anything but she has a right to be jealous. We donāt have extended family. We donāt have Mom anymore. Its just us. And Gabriella (beat) has never been comfortable. But who knows, right? Maybe she can be comfortable now.
Ā
Cut to GABRIELLA and JACKĀ
On couch.
JACK (playfully)
So we has the snowball fight for our A.D.D. staff, and now weāre having the ultimate game of cleanliness for our O.C.D. staff?
GABRIELLA (lightly instructive)
Well technically the last D in both those acronyms stands for disorder, so when referring to the people who live with those disorders, as the disorder, you can just leave off the last D. (smirks) Anyway Iām sure anyone who wants can make this game equally as messy as the snowball fight, and have a great time of it.Ā
JACK
They just canāt win that way. Ā Ā
GABRIELLA
Theyāve all seemed to love the competitive aspects of the events. And mitten cocoa making is a classic game.Ā
JACK (flirtatious)Ā
Iāve never heard of it. I think its all you, and your trying to trick us like Mary Poppins into playing neatly.Ā
Ā
MARIA takes a seat across fromĀ
couch unnoticed by JACK and
GABRIELLA.Ā
GABRIELLA
Its one of those (air quotes) āgamesā boys are never expected to play. But theyāll play in my world. Iām making it worth their while. Two months of never getting break room clean-up is a better prize than the day off.
Ā
MARIAĀ begins moving objectsĀ
On the table for attention.
JACK (laughing)
Thatās because you like work, and you actually clean when its your turn. The rest of us just wipe up crumbs and make sure the fridge is closed.Ā
GABRIELLA
Ugh! No wonder the microwave looks like a war zone.Ā
JACKĀ
Youāre kind of adorable when youāre annoyed.Ā
MARIA
You should see her when sheās intently plotting your destruction.Ā
Ā
GABRIELLA and JACKĀ
startle. Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā
Ā
MARIA
Super adorable.Ā
JACK (clears throat)
I bet.Ā
Ā
MARIA cackles briefly.Ā
Ā
JACK (changing subject)
I canāt believe you guys have a fake fireplace. Its a heater too, right? How often do you use that function.Ā
Ā
Sisters exchange confused looks.Ā
GABRIELLAĀ
Never. Why would we?
Ā
JACK laughs.Ā
Ā
GABRIELLAĀ
How do you decorate for Christmas? Or are you too cool?
JACKĀ
I usually spend Christmas with my parents, sometimes even my grandparents and second cousins. (shrugs) So I donāt do much at home. But I have a little potted pine tree that I put lights on.Ā
GABRIELLA
Just lights? You donāt have a favorite ornament that makes you think of the past? Or just makes you smile?
JACK
Well my parents have all of my childhood ornaments. I used to have some other stuffā(awkward beat)
GABRIELLAĀ
When you were with Nicole?
JACK (nods)
Yes. We lived together of a while and we got stuff together. But I gave it all to her when we split.Ā
Ā
Beat. Awkward silence.Ā
MARIA (breaking tension)
āSad, to be all alone in the world.ā
Ā
GABRIELLA looks at MARIA
snorts. Giggles.
Ā
JACK
Am I missing something?
GABRIELLA
Its from an old movie. Its a really terrible movie,"Thoroughly Modern Millie." HonestlyĀ its spoof level bad, but it doesnāt quite get funny enough to distract from theā (bobbing head sideways)
MARIA
Racism, sexism, and really kind of poor plot.Ā
Ā
Both sisters laugh.Ā
JACK
But you love it anyway?
GABRIELLAĀ
A little.Ā
MARIA
Ā It had its moments. Like the elevator that only works if you dance in it. And the landlady saying that line every time sheās choosing her next kidnapping victim. (laughs) The quote was funny (laughs harder) because youāve got all this family, and weāre the orphans, but youāre the one with the pathetically lonely Christmas season.Ā
Ā
MARIA laughs.
JACK smiles at the story.Ā
GABRIELLA deeply thoughtful
Watches JACK.
Ā
GABRIELLAĀ
You should get your own things. Not a ton, and not with anyone else. Just (beat) one ornament or decoration. Something that moves you and makes you smile. Something youād want to take with you if you ever ran away again.Ā
JACK (laughs)
Is that my warning that the clip is coming out?
GABRIELLA (intensely)
No. I just (awkward) You shouldnāt just be in an apartment, or house or wherever you live. Whether youāre alone or in a relationship (growing intense) you should make your space into your safe space. A place where nothing that is wrong with you is ever wrong. Ā
Ā
Awkward silence.Ā
JACK (playful)
I have the slicker I made hanging up. Does that count?
GABRIELLAĀ
No. Not something to do with work or me, or ā
Ā
GABRIELLA notes theĀ
Awkwardness in the room.Ā
Breaths deeply, rollingĀ
shoulders.Ā
Ā
GABRIELLA
I suppose it should be whatever you want. I just think if youāre defining your happiness it shouldnāt be something contingent on other people.Ā
Ā
JACK stiffens, startled.Ā
Awkward silence.Ā
Ā
Cut toĀ outside front door
GABRIELLAās apartment.Ā
JACK alone.Ā
JACK
I guess Iād never thought of it that way. I donāt define myself by my relationships, but I havenāt really tried to define myself again since I split with Nicole. I just (beat) go along. It was something of a shock to hear. And Iām a little surprised Gabriella noticed something that I hadnāt even realized about myself.
Ā
Cut to GABRIELLAāsĀ
Kitchen. GABRIELLAĀ
Washing dishes, profile toĀ
Camera.
GABRIELLA
Mondayās game is a contest, everyone has to make a full cup of hot chocolate and deliver it to their desk staying as clean as possible, and wearing a pair of white felt mittens. If there is a tie we will move on to making a plate of cookies, then a final stage of eating and drinking while staying clean, and having to dunk the cookies at least once. The winner gets out of cleaning their floors break room for two months.Ā
Tuesday Iām bringing in the plastic from a bunch of photo frames and those snow spray bottles, and there will be a window frosting contest and the winner is exempt from the staff meeting of their choosing.Ā
Wednesday there is a contest to decorate the photo frames themselves using battery operated lights, the winner gets to be in charge of any office (air quotes) āspirit daysā for three months.Ā
And Thursday there will be a hunt for silver bells hidden all over the office, whoever collects the most will get one prize, and whoever wears them the most creatively gets another. I was going to have them arrange fake flowers on Friday, but Jack convinced me to let that go. The party doesnāt need flowers. Its already going to have all the decoration everyone will have made this week, and the snowflakes, snowmen, and pictures of the activities from last week for decoration.
Ā
Beat. Unheard question.Ā
Ā
GABRIELLA
Yep. Mr. Coleman approved our party ideas. No meeting this time though. I think heās afraid Iāll press for bonuses again. We emailed our plans and he okayed them. Literally he just wrote the one word: OKAY. I seem to be developing a reputation for being difficult. Canāt seem to care though.Ā
Ā
Beat. Unheard question.Ā
GABRIELLA sighs, leans
forward, hands sunken inĀ
water.Ā Faces cameraĀ
directly.Ā
Ā
GABRIELLAĀ
Yes. I got a little intense about the whole ornament thing. (beat) Its not really about an ornament. But (beat) when he said the thing about being willing to run away if I released the clip, at first I was so caught up in being touched, and shocked that I didnāt really pay attention to the whole thing. But it keeps playing in my head over and over again. And then Iāll see his desk with just that one picture and his mystery novels and nothing else thats his. (long beat) Tonight I just kept thinking about it, and about maybe what it is that makes him seem (shakes head) I donāt know, it isnāt lazy, maybe not even unmotivated, but you know heās not living up to his potential, and if he seemed happy, like really happy otherwise that would be fine. But he doesnāt. Heās not invested in his job, or his life here. He could literally take or leave this life heās had for three years, and thats not good enough for him. (tearing up) Heās a good guy. He deserves to love his life, and know he belongs. Picking an ornament, silly or sentimental is just as symbol of that. But (sighs) I need to (beat) let him be him. And not get so intense about things. He was really quiet after I said all that. And I donāt know if I hurt his feelings or just exhausted him. (beat) (nods sideways) Iāve been known to do that.Ā Ā
Ā
Ā
Ā Ā Ā Scene 13: Sleigh Ride With You
Monday December 17.Ā
IT break room contestĀ
underway. CORY and STAN,Ā
outside break room,Ā
intermittently taunting,
And laughing at MICHAEL
As he attempts to carry hisĀ
Paper cups of hot chocolateĀ
with mittens on. JACK entersĀ
Humming āIts Beginning toĀ
Look a lot like ChristmasāĀ
Oblivious to game. NearlyĀ
Runs into MICHAEL, jumpsĀ
back.
MICHAEL startles, dropping
Entire cup. Hot chocolateĀ
Spills everywhere.
CORY
Whoop! Whoop! Whoop!
STAN
Another one down. You are all going down.Ā
MICHAEL
Damn it, Jack! Thats cheating. I call cheating
CORYĀ
Cheating answers: Only losers whine, loser.
JACK
Iām sorry I wasnāt thinking. Lets (beat) lets clean this up and you can start over.Ā
STAN
Un-uh. No way. He had his shot and he failed.Ā
JACK
I did cut him off.Ā
MICHAEL
And heās a competitor. Thats cheating!
CORY (sing-song)
Loser. Loser.Ā
STAN
Maybe we should get an impartial ruling. Ask Gabby, she isnāt entering.Ā
JACK (glancing over shoulder)
She isnāt? Why?
Ā
CORY
She said she would definitely win and the break room would become a disgusting mess for two months, and she didnāt want that.Ā
Ā
The men snicker and
Chuckle with variedĀ
Noises of agreement.Ā
JACK shakes his head.Ā
Ā
JACKĀ
Lets justā
Ā
GABRIELLA approches.Ā
Ā
GABRIELLA
Are any of you going to clean that up? Its going to get sticky and stain.Ā
MICHAEL
We were about to look for you.
GABRIELLA (offended)
To clean up your mess?
MICHAEL
No, of course not. Give us an impartial ruling. Jack cut me off and made me spill, should I get a do over?
Ā
GABRIELLA looks between
The men at a loss. All staringĀ
Expectantly.
GABRIELLA
Did he physically touch you?
MICHAEL
No, butā
GABRIELLAĀ
Then my opinion is no. Its called a hot cocoa obstacle course.Ā
MICHAEL
No one else had people jump out at them.Ā
GABRIELLA
Itsā
STAN
No, but I did have to jump over the tacks you (heavy sarcasm) dropped as I passed.Ā
CORY
And my phone started vibrating just as I was setting the cup down.Ā
Ā Ā
GABRIELLA stares at slowlyĀ
Spreading puddle of hot chocolate.Ā
JACK grins at back ofĀ
GABRIELLAās head.
Ā
STANĀ
Anywayā
GABRIELLA (simultaneously)
Ā Seriously, who is going to clean that up? Its going to get sticky soon.Ā
MICHAEL
Not me.Ā
Ā
MICHAEL shoves by JACK.
CORY chuckles.
STAN
Youād think a man of his age would be a better loser.Ā
CORY
He ought to have had enough practice.
Ā
STAN cracks up.
GABRIELLA sighs. Steps
Around spill, to paper towels.Ā
Flips on faucet. Wets half theĀ
Paper towels.Ā
JACK comes to assist.Ā
Ā
JACK
Let me get it. Its at least partially my fault.Ā
GABRIELLA (under breath)
I told you this would end in a mess.Ā
Ā
JACK laughs. Uses dry towels
And foot to begin drying mess.
Ā
GABRIELLA (sharply)
What are youā
Ā
GABRIELLA crouches, shoves
JACKās foot away, cleans mess.Ā
Ā
GABRIELLA
You were just spearing it around. You have to pull the spill together. Havenāt you ever cleaned a spill before?
JACK
Apparently not the proper way.Ā
Ā
Beat. GABRIELLA looks up atĀ
JACK. Gathers wet towels into
Paper cup. Crosses to sink.
Ā
GABRIELLA (quietly)
I apologize. I wasnāt trying to insult you.Ā
JACK
Iām not insulted. I just learn so much from you. Whoād have known there was a proper way to clean?
Ā
GABRIELLA wets a cleanĀ
Towel and returns to spill.
CORY
Donāt worry about that. The wetness is up anything more the janitors will get tonight.Ā
Ā
GABRIELLA kneels.Ā
Continues cleaning.Ā
GABRIELLA
Ā Hot chocolate is sticky. If it isnāt cleaned properly it will be tracked all over this office in an hour. And the janitorial staff are paid to empty the trash, do light dusting, and sweeping nightly, they only mop once a week. And it is never their job to clean up our stupidly made messes.Ā
CORY
What were you a janitor in a past life.Ā
GABRIELLA (from ground)
No. I did bus tables through high school and part of college. And one of my mothers two jobs was for a janitorial service. Why? That a problem.Ā Ā Ā
STAN (stiffly)
Of course its not a problem. But they must be getting extra because clearly theyāve been cleaning up after these messes for a while, Gabby.
JACK
Its Gabriella.
Ā
STAN draws backĀ
Looking between JACK
And GABRIELLAĀ
CORY
Oooooo!
GABRIELLA
Really? Are you twelve?
Ā
Cut to conference room.
JACK laughing.Ā
JACKĀ
(imitates GABRIELLA) Are you twelve. (laughs harder) She just looked so untouchably confident. I loved it. And what with her instructing on the right way to clean and decorate, she has this real Mary Poppins thing going for her that I am way too into.Ā
Ā
Beat unheard question. Ā
Ā
JACKĀ
No I wasnāt offended by her intensity last night. I was, I donāt know, it sounds corny to say woken up. But thats what it felt like. She woke me from this weird sleep Iāve been in for the past thee years. I even went ornament shopping.Ā
Ā
Cut to It break room.Ā
Ā
CORY (insulted)
Do you need your boyfriend to tell people what to call you?Ā
Ā
GABRIELLA stands sharply.
Ā
GABRIELLAĀ
No. So how about you listen to me? Iāve asked everyone not to call me Gabby.Ā
STAN (startled)
You have?
CORY (thrown)
Oh. Sorry, Gaā(beat) I didnāt remember. Iād be happy to call you Gabriella.
STAN
Of course. Weāll call you whatever you like.Ā
Ā
Awkward silence.Ā
Ā
STAN
So I guess its just down to me and you Jack. Unless youāre entering, Gabriella.
GABRIELLA (shakes head)
No, Iām good, thanks.
Ā
GABRIELLA spins around rinsesĀ
wet cloth in sink. Exit CORY andĀ
STAN.
JACK
Sorry about them. I can tell them we arenāt together.Ā
GABRIELLA (snappish)
If it would make you more comfortable.Ā
Ā
JACK leans on counter besideĀ
GABRIELLAĀ
Ā
JACK
I meant to make you more comfortable. Iām good. In fact when you asked Cory if he was twelve I had to literally bite my tongue to keep from asking to kiss you.Ā
Ā
GABRIELLA looks to JACK.Ā
GABRIELLA smiles secretively.
GABRIELLA (flirtatiously)
I might have said yes.Ā
JACK ( breathing deeply)
I suppose its not the best idea at work.
GABRIELLAĀ Ā
Probably not.Ā
JACK
So how would you feel about taking a little adventure with me after work? Thereās this place that does sleigh rides. We can ditch the camera crews and (shrugs) Be alone.Ā
Ā
GABRIELLA grins, nodding.
Ā
JACK (singing)
Its lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you.
Ā
JACK exits humming.
Grinning GABRIELLAĀ
Finishes cleaning.
Ā
Scene 14: Upsot
Ā
Conference room.
Tuesday December 18
GABRIELLA in conferenceĀ
Room.Ā
Ā
Ā
GABRIELLA
It was raining this morning and I saw some people come in wearing the slickers they made. (beat) Clara was one of them! Yes!Ā
Ā
GABRIELLA happy dances
In seat.
GABRIELLA
I know its not the most important thing in the world, but it makes me happy when usually excluded people feel included and have fun. Even in silly ways.Ā
Ā
Beat unheard question. Ā Ā
Ā
GABRIELLA (grinning)
Oh, the sleigh ride was lovely (snickers) but not as romantic as Jack had hoped. Turns out he hadnāt realized they hold fifteen people at a time and their line was so long they refused to let him rent out the whole thing. (giggling) but I loved it! We sat together and sang carols and after we had cider and cookies and wandered around looking at lights. It was lovely. Once he got past being annoyed I think he had fun too. At first though, he was just fuming. He kept going on about the picture being a couple in a small sleigh. And the ticket guy kept saying ānot this close to Christmasā (snickers) maybe Iāll book us a ride after Christmas. Maria would be so proud, I didnāt point out once that having OCD might have come in handy with planning.
Ā
Beat GABRIELLA smilingĀ
Into the distance.
Ā
GABRIELLA
And there was a little Christmas bag at my desk this morning. It wasnāt big enough to hold my nutcracker, so I knew right away that wasnāt it. Iām surprised by how calm I feel without it. Its been five days and I want it back. Very much! But it feels safe with Jack. In the gift bag were all these little plastic elves they werenāt even all Christmas elves. One was Legolas, (giggles) the note said heād pick a decoration, if Iād filled out your elf forces. (smiles into distance) Jack can be really sweet. I lined the elves up on my monitor this morning.Ā
Ā
Cut to break room 2nd floor
MIRIAM is sketching herĀ
window design. FRANK isĀ
spraying free hand. CLARAĀ
Leans against counter withĀ
A cup of coffee.Ā
CLARA
Iām so glad they invited families to the party. Iāve been telling Jewel about our winter games and sheās made me repeat a few of them with her. I hope they have more games there.
FRANK
Oh they definitely will.
CLARA (cautiously)
Will Linda be able to make it?
FRANK
Yes sheās looking forward to it. Even Johnās excited which is a real feat with a fifteen-year-old boy.Ā
MIRIAM
I hope Santa is there.Ā
Ā
Utter silence. MIRIAMĀ
Looks up. And grins.
MIRIAM
What (laughs) The man gives out gifts to the well behaved. Do you know how much crap I took from Ed this year with a smile on? Iām raking in all the presents.Ā
Ā
ALL laugh.
Cut to conference room. Ā
JACK.
JACKĀ
The sleigh ride was (shakes head) a lot more people than I like to have with me, on a date. I canāt believe I didnāt check first. I bet she would have. Its just seemed like such a fun spontaneous adventure, all Christmasy and right up her alley. (beat) By the end it was actually pretty nice. She doesnāt like touching strangers so she was huddling into me pretty close and she was smiling massively. So I think she enjoyed the night. Weāll just have to work out a romantic date later on. Next time Iāll plan a little.Ā
Ā
Cut to MR. COLEMANāsĀ
OfficeĀ
Wednesday December 19
JACK in chair before desk.Ā
Ā Ā
MR. COLEMAN.Ā
Jack Iāve been watching you for a while now. And I really think youāre the right man for the manager job. So, why havenāt I received your resume yet?
JACKĀ
To be honest I forgot about it when you gave Gabriella and I the party assignment. Iāll get it to you.
MR. COLEMAN
Good. See that you do. I think you have a bright future here. (after thought) How are the party arrangements coming along?
JACK
The family invites went out over the weekend and todays Secret Santa (air quotes) āgiftā wasĀ to have people decorate frames with battery operated lights, and weāll use those to decorate at the party.Ā
MR. COLEMAN
Nice money saving technique. Great idea. Ā
JACK
Actually I cannot take the credit. Gabriella is full of ideas.Ā
MR. COLEMAN
Good for her. Its a sign of a true leader when he knows when to listens to other ideas, and when to ignore them.Ā
Ā
JACK uncomfortable shiftsĀ
Forward in seat.Ā
JACK
I understood this to be Gabriellaās assignment and I just (beat) help where needed.Ā
MR. COLEMAN
And your help has been appreciated. I haveāt received even one of her token ten emails a day since I added you to the team. Its a great improvement. Half of her emails were just to press for bonuses, the fact that youāve talked her out of that shows real management potential. Good work.
Ā
JACK smiles noncommittally.Ā
Rises crossing to door. JACK
Pauses, profile to MR.Ā
COLEMAN.
Ā
JACK (cautiously)
I understand how handing out bonuses might set a precedent you donāt want to repeat. But I think you may be missing Gabriellaās point, sir. A lot of your employees live from paycheck to paycheck. Theyāre happy to take overtime, even though it means less time with family, because they need the money. And what with this being Christmas a lot of them would probably be thrilled with even the extra fifty dollars. For food, or gifts or any of the incidentals they have. Its a small gesture, but it could build a lot of goodwill. (beat)
Ā
MR. COLEMAN hands folded
On desk, breathing tightly.Ā
Ā
JACK (cautiously pressing)
If its a sign of a good manager to listen, perhaps you should listen to Gabriellaās point in any of those ten emails.Ā
Ā
Long silence, MR. COLEMAN
Glaring at JACK.
JACKĀ
Excuse me, sir.Ā
Ā
MR. COLEMAN nods sharply.
JACK exits. Stomps to elevator.
Punches the down elevator key.Ā
Ā
JACKĀ
Fucking idiot. Now Iām going to get fired over bonuses he was never going to give out.Ā
Cut to conference room. JACK.
Ā
JACK
I said I could walk away from this job no problem. So being fired shouldnāt be any different, right? Except it is! It feels like saying what I did was (beat) Damn it. (shaking head) investing more in the job and the other people here then I have in the whole three years Iāve been here.Ā
Ā
Beat unheard question.Ā
Ā
JACK
No, it doesnāt bother me that she was right. Iām just annoyed because now I want this stupid job, partially to be near her (laughs frustrated) And sheās not the sort of girl to respect that. Howās that for irony?
Ā
Cut to basement IT
GABRIELLA on call.
JACK reading novel.Ā
Ā
GABRIELLA
Okay, I canāt seem to access your desktop remotely, could you do me a favor and check how many cords are plugged into it?
Ā
JACK looks at cameras
Rolls his eyes.Ā
Ā
GABRIELLA
No, the new computers donāt have towers. Itāll be plugged directly into the back of the monitor. You should have two cords. (beat) No problem, I can wait.Ā
Ā
MICHAEL approches JACKāsĀ
Desk.Ā
GABRIELLA
Just the power cable. Okay, look around and see if you have (beat) (interrupted on phone) Well, it really should be around you. Try under the desk, maybe it was kicked out.Ā
MICHAEL (to JACK)
Whatās this I hear about you arranging the party.
JACKĀ (to MICHAEL)
Dunno, whatās it?
GABRIELLA (on phone)
It should just be a basic USB cord.
Ā
GABRIELLA watchingĀ
MICHAEL over her cubicleĀ
wall, concerned.
Ā
MICHAEL (to JACK)
Did you ask for this assignment as some sort of trial for the position? Because if so everyone should have the same chance.Ā
JACK (to MICHAEL)
Take it up with Daniel. I just do the work Iām assigned.Ā
Ā
Ā
GABRIELLA curls left hand
Into fist. Uncomfortable.Ā
Startles at voice on phone.Ā
GABRIELLA (into phone)
What? Oh, no its not an internet cable. Its a tie in to the company servers.Ā
MICHAEL (to JACK)
You know if you want to apply for the job you should. But be careful who you piss off along the way, Santa.Ā
Ā
MICHAEL storms away.
Ā
GABRIELLA (with shocked expression) (into phone)
I know youāre still online. The internet is wireless, the servers are not. Its an extra security measure. If you want to access files on the company server you have to be plugged in. You know what. (breathes deeply) Iāll be right up to check it out. Hold tight.Ā
Ā
GABRIELLA stands, tugs downĀ
Her Christmas llama sweater.
Breaths out calmly, exitsĀ
Cubicle. Stops at JACKās desk.Ā
Ā
GABRIEALLA (to JACK)
Hey, are you alright?
JACK (eyes in book)
Of course, why wouldnāt I be?
GABRIELLA (cautiously)
I donāt know. But if I can help with it Iād be happy to. Or even just happy to listen.Ā
JACK (forced laugh)
Iām all good. Donāt you have a call to get to.Ā
GABRIELLA (nodding)
Yep. Okay. Talk later then.
JACKĀ
You bet.
Ā
GABRIELLA walks slowly to elevator.Ā
JACK stares into book until doorsĀ
Close behind GABRIELLA. JACKĀ
Tosses book on desk.Ā
Cut to GABRIELLA break room.
Ā
GABRIELLAĀ
Iām not sure if I upset him. Or work did. Or the phases of the moon! (agitated) But something upset him. And (beat) I need, and probably he needs too, for it not to upset me. So Iām trying not to feel hurt, or worried or responsible. Not until I know what the problem is. But if thats hard for a normal woman, its fucking torture for someone with OCD.Ā
Ā
Hands fisted, feet tapping.Ā
Ā
GABRIELLAĀ
Maybe it was the prank. But if so he didnāt say anything. I suppose this one was a (shrugs) more invasive than my usual pranks. People can get really bent out of shape when you mess with their books, but (beat) thats why I bought a second book to replace his copy with. Its hidden in his desk already. And its just one book. But if it was that wouldnāt he just say something? Heās been reading all day, he should have seen it! Iām obsessing.
Ā
GABRIELLA stares at camera.Ā
Long beat.Ā
Ā
GABRIELLA
I begin to think you gust are really disruptive to my ability to manage my symptoms. The whole nature of these interviews has me obsessing over every little detail. So (breathes deeply) Yeah. Iām gonna just go now.Ā
GABRIELLA stands frustrated.Ā
Exits conference room.Ā
Beat. Empty chair.Ā
Cut to basement ITĀ
GABRIELLA stops beside JACK.
Ā
GABRIELLA (cautiously)
Hey, is now an okay time to ask you something?
Ā
JACK lays book aside, waves
Broadly.Ā
Ā
JACK
Iām free as a bird.
GABRIELLA
Of course, but that doesnāt mean Iām not (breathes deeply) Never mind. Look I know you say youāre not upset. And maybe you actually arenāt, but if you are and its because of something Iāve done, please let me know. Because (whispers) I donāt want you to hate me either. Iām really sorry if todayās prank took things too far.Ā
JACK
What prank? You didnāt do anything today.Ā
GABRIELLA
I did. I guess I just overestimated the time youād have to read.Ā
JACK raises brow. Opens mouth.
GABRIELLA
Right, I guess Iām just overly sensitive, and reading something into nothing. Sorry.Ā
Spins away.Ā
JACK stands.Ā
JACK
Gabriella. Wait.
GABRIELLA pauses, glances
over wall at JACK.
JACK
Iām not upset with you.Ā
GABRIELLA
Are you sure?
JACK (sighs)
Yes. Iām just (beat) in a bad mood.Ā
Ā
GABRIELLA nods slowly.
Still disbelieving.Ā
GABRIELLAĀ
Then Iād skip page 183.
Ā
GABRIELLA crosses to desk.Ā
Grabs purse, shuts off computer.
Exits via stairwell.
JACK watches. Heavy sigh.Ā
Sitting glances at novel, flipsĀ
Through to find 183. Does double
take.Ā Laughs.Ā Ā
Cut to conference room. JACK.
Ā
JACK
She is seriously certifiable, and I love it. Look at this.Ā
Ā
Holds up book, open to page 183,
No apparent flaws but page to theĀ
Right is 278.
JACKĀ
It looks totally normal. And its right in the middle of the action. I would have been halfway through it before I realized sheād spoiled the ending for me. I would have been livid. (laughs shaking head) Its twisted. She doesnāt pull her punches does she. (grins) Sheās awesome. And I literally cannot explain to her why Iām upset. How do I say, āhey I know weāve only been out once, havenāt kissed, and you have an annoying habit of making me more self-aware. But I donāt want to stop seeing you everyday. And Iāve either screwed myself out of a job that would have proven to you Iām not lacking in ambition. Or Iāve gotten myself fired all in an attempt to get you what you want. And also to get you the damned recognition you deserve. The recognition you donāt really fight for with anyone but me.Ā
Ā
Long beat. JACKĀ
Breathes heavily.Ā
Ā Direct to camera.Ā
JACK
I canāt say any of that.
Ā
Scene 15: Weāll Have to Muddle Though Somehow
Ā
Scene: MARIA and GABRIELLA living roomĀ
Thursday night. āHave yourself a merryĀ
little Christmasā plays in background.Ā
GABRIELLAĀ is stuffing homemadeĀ
Crackers with confetti and fifty dollar bills.
MARIA on chair wrapping stuffed crackers
Tosses finished ones in basket.Ā
Ā
MARIA
So what happens when the boss finds out you gave money even though he said no?
GABRIELLA
Donāt know. Donāt care.
MARIA
Well, good for you! (sarcastic) Who needs a job anyway?
Ā
GABRIELLA stops stuffing
Aggravated. Glares at MARIA.
GABRIELLAĀ
Look I know it shouldnāt upset me that heās upset and wonāt tell me why. But it does. He skipped work today rather than seeing me.Ā
MARIA
I thought he texted you.Ā
GABRIELLA
He did, but it just said he was sick and maybe that was why he was so grouchy. I think heās lying. I think heās upset. Iām trying not to obsess. Iām trying to be an easygoing girl. (waves at MARIA)
MARIA (snorts)
No one is easy going about things they are emotionally invested in. Iām not easy going. Iām just better able than you to cover it up.Ā
Ā
GABRIELLA throws herselfĀ
Against couch back.Ā
GABRIELLAĀ
I liked our little flirty days. So (throws up hands) big deal, he didnāt flirt with me for one day, why am I so neurotic.Ā
MARIA
You know at first I didnāt like Jack because heād hurt you in the past. Then I didnāt like that he was helping you in ways I hadnāt figured out.Ā
Ā
GABRIELLA leans slowlyĀ
Forward. Ā
Ā MARIAĀ
But I can cover with smiles and sarcastic comments. I think youāre a lot more (raises eyebrows) normal then you give yourself credit for. You just canāt hide from things the way the rest of us do. (beat) I think youāre pretty brave too. You confronted him about it. You always confront your weaknesses. Maybe you should acknowledge your strengths the same way.Ā
Ā
GABRIELLA slow touchedĀ
Smile.Ā
GABRIELLA
Like what?
MARIA (shakes head)
Like this, you pain! (waves at crackers) You never give up. You always do what you think is right. And you care way too deeply about other people.Ā
GABRIELLA (playfully)
I think that last one had a backhanded insult hidden inside.
MARIA
Mightāve.
Ā
Ā
GABRIELLA sighs shaking head.
Beat.Ā
GABRIELLA (slowly)
I know that what Mr. Coleman said about not getting ahead of myself was meant to stop me applying for the job, (gearing up) but Iāve been updating my resume in my spare time anyway.Ā
MARIA
Tell me something surprising.Ā
GABRIELLA (cautious smile)
I donāt think Iām going to use it.
Ā
Beat. Ā
Ā
MARIA
Because Jack is up for the job too?
GABRIELLA
No. I was offended when Mr. Burns asked for Jackās resume and not mine, not because Jack isnāt capable of the job, but because Iāve proven myself more than any man who works there. I am a more valuable employee, thats not ego its a fact. As I was working up my resume I realized half the reason I was doing it was to prove to them how wrong they were to overlook me. But (shrugs) I donāt really give a shit about that job. Ā Ā
Ā
MARIA cracks up.Ā
Ā
GABRIELLAĀ
I donāt. I (breaths deeply) I want my dream back.Ā
MARIA (leans near)
Wow.
GABRIELLA
I know. I know how bad I messed it up before. And I know where I went wrong. I know we agreed that I needed more supervision.
MARIA (interrupting)
No we didnāt.Ā
GABRIELLA (speaking over MARIA)
Just let me get this out. I know what Iām capable of now, bad and good. And this Secret Santa thing has reminded me of the things I loved best about Bydesign Getting to help people who are otherwise left out find a place to be comfortable and productive and happy. I want to do that again, and this week has shown me I can (beat) if I do it slowly.Ā
Iād never intended Bydesign to be a huge money making enterprise. But I kept letting Angela and Max get in my head. Iām better at managing people now. Iām better atā (laughs)
Ā
GABRIELLA waves at crackers.Ā
Reawakened to work, leansĀ
forward and begins stuffing.Ā
Ā
GABRIELLAĀ
Sticking to my guns now. Iām more willing to delegate. Iām better at time management. I mean Iāve basically been doing two jobs these past weeks but I still got plenty of sleep and took personal time. I wonāt start out dreaming so big now. Iām more mature.Ā
Ā
Beat.Ā
MARIA
Can I talk now?
GABRIELLA nods.
MARIA
Okay, to begin with your management skills and the size of your dreams were never the problem. You delegated, your (air quotes) partners didnāt deliver. It wasnāt you who wanted to double the client base every two months for the first year. Second of all, I never thought you should give up your dream. Yeah, we said a nine to five with someone above you who some of the responsibility fell on was a good thing. But no one meant forever. It was just, then.
Ā
MARIA reaches out forĀ
GABRIELLAās hand.Ā
Ā
MARIAĀ
Your biggest problem wasnāt you, or OCD or maturity. It was grief, and trying to avoid it. (shakes head) Absolutely your OCD made it worse, but you were trying so hard not to think about Mom. You were working non-stop and taking care of me, and trying to go out there and save all the other single moms. The grief just caught up to you. And the troubles always will. The point of this job was to give you space to take care of yourself again. And I (beat) I agree, youāve done thatĀ and come out stronger. I mean a year ago you never would have gone behind your bosses back and done what you think is right.Ā
Ā
GABRIELLAĀ nods staring intoĀ
distance. Absently rolls up fiftyĀ
dollars to stuff in popper.
GABRIELLA (quietly perhaps ashamed)
Jackās helped a lot with that. Giving me permission to do my worst. (shrugs)
MARIA
Well thatās great. (beat)Ā But before you go giving him all the credit answer me this. Are you doing your worst? Or did he show you a path and you took it? Because if you take the road the work is still your own. Your choices equal your successes. Ā Ā
Ā
Long silence.Ā
GABRIELLA laughs.Ā
GABRIELLAĀ
Did Mom give you that speech at some point? Because it has a very sage Mom sort of feel to it and thats not really you.Ā
MARIA (rolls eyes)
Iām an artist, were basically philosophers who prefer a visual medium.Ā
GABRIELLA (snorts)
Yeah right. Copy-cat. Admit it you stole the whole thing from Mom.Ā
MARIA
You are such a pain.Ā
GABRIELLA
And you love it.Ā
Ā
MARIA sticks out tongueĀ
embarrassed but fond.Ā
Ā
GABRIELLA
So, you donāt think its a terrible mistake to try again?
MARIA (sarcastic)
Well since youāre my patroness I prefer you have a paying job. But Iāll find a way to get by.Ā
GABRIELLAĀ
Oh, I didnāt mean Iād quit. I meant, Iād keep my sometimes mind numbing job which at least I know I can do and takes literally nothing out of me. And slowly, very slowly start helping people find a job thats right for them. If I start small and very local, dealing only by word of mouth at first my start-up capitol should be pretty small, and I can use the hours after work. Or maybe even bring a tablet and do it in my spare time at work.Ā
MARIA (snorts)
You. Never. You cannot cheat your office out of your work like that.Ā
GABRIELLA
Ā I have been. (smiles proudly) Maria, I hacked our office. And at least as much time as I sent on work lately Iāve spent pranking Jack. Now Iām directly disobeying my bosses instructions. Iām being a terrible employee.Ā
MARIA (rolling eyes)Ā
Did you fail to get any work done?
GABRIELLA
No.
MARIA
Did you do the extra work you usually do?
GABRIELLA
Yeah.
MARIA
Aside from making Jack work did you really do anything that could hurt the company?
GABRIELLA
Well the designers could have been getting a head start on designs for next year. But they could do that from other stations, their designs are on the company servers, not their specific desktops.Ā
MARIA
Ā So no. Your answer is no.
GABRIELLA
Yes. My answer is no.Ā
MARIAĀ
Right like I said, you canāt be less than an exemplary employee. But Iād literally dance for joy if you tried. Ā Ā
Ā
Cut to GABRIELLA outside
Front door.Ā
Ā
GABRIELLA
Maria has a point. I really havenāt been doing my worst. And Iāve been enjoying myself. And a lot of that has to do with Jack, but it wasnāt his doing. It was mine. Some of it even started before he made that offer.Ā
Ā
Beat. GABRIELLA knits fingers
Together held stiffly at sides.Ā
Ā
GABRIELLAĀ
I almost never verbally admit to having OCD, much less ask people to understand it. But I did that with him. I demanded respect from him. I opened the door. I walked through it. I like having him around. I want him around. But I can go on doing this without him, if he is through, for whatever reason. But Iām no pushover. Which is why it would be best for him to be at work tomorrow. Iām pulling one last prank on him whether he is there or not. And weāll see how much of a coward he is, by how far he runs.
Ā
Scene 16: Holiday Magic
Ā
Conference room Friday December 21
Gabriella is wearing a red and greenĀ
Tartan skirt with a red and white Mrs. Claus
Ā sweater, elf ears, and a Christmas elf hat.Ā
Grinning at camera.
Ā
GABRIELLA
Everything is set up and ready for the party! The food arrives at 2:30 and the guests a half an hour later. Then the magic starts. (beat) I fell asleep last night in front of my Christmas tree. And something about going to sleep and waking up with those lights glowing like memories of Christmases past (beat) It made me wake up happy. I donāt know how to explain it. Whenever I sit alone in front of our Christmas tree I feel the love and the fun and the safety of our past Christmases flooding back to me. We always struggled financially when I was younger. But we were happy. At Christmas something magical always happened. The world got slower and everything was lit up and against all odds there were always presents under the tree. When I got older I solved that magical mystery. (quirks brow) The presents came from charity, or Momās friends, or her skimping on bills. (nods) For a while after I realized that I felt really bad about it. Sorry for ever asking for presents and embarrassed for her, and me, and sad for how she must have felt about it. But recently I realized there was nothing to feel bad about. (smiles) My mother gave me this amazing gift, and it wasnāt anything under that tree. It was faith in the truly impossible and magical in the world. I have that. Iāll always have that.Ā
Ā
Beat unheard question.Ā
GABRIELLA
No. Iām not angry with Jack this morning. Iām still worried about him, but I believe in the impossible enough for twenty people. So I can give him the space he needs. I didnāt really see the nice guy in him until these past two weeks. But once I did I was touched by how truly kind he can be. I canāt just abandon that new understanding because heās being grouchy. Even if our relationship never goes beyond this, Iāll be lucky to have met him. Mom was a big believer in people coming into your life at the right moment and helping you change things for the better. I just hope we can be that for each other. Not just him for me. Because he deserves to believe in magic more.Ā
Ā
Beat unheard question.Ā
Ā
GABRIELLA
Oh. No! Heās still getting pranked.(laughing, rolls eyes) Please! Iām just not mad at him while Iām doing it. He needs to be pranked if for no reason but the pouting. No. Heās not getting off that easy. Iāve told you already. Iām no pushover.Ā
Ā
Cut to basement IT.
JACK enters carrying large box. StopsĀ
at his desk. Sets down box and liftsĀ
gift bag from ground next to desk.
GABRIELLA oblivious to JACK types
Bobbing head to music in headphones.Ā
JACK peeks over. Grins at outfit.Ā
Opens gift.
A tin soldier with a drum. And note:
He made me think of you.
GABRIELLA (under breath singing)
Out of all the reindeer you know your the mastermind. Run run Rudolphā
Ā
JACK laughs softly. Lays soldier onĀ
top of his monitor. Presses finger
To lips. Grabs box. Runs to elevator
Presses button, but too anxious toĀ
Wait takes the stairs instead.
Elevator doors open and close.Ā
GABRIELLA looks up, glancingĀ
around, returns to work.Ā
Ā
Cut to JACK second floor stairwell.
Ā
JACK (panting)
I took a personal day to finish a little project (holds up box) and to (shyly) talk to my parents. I donāt know why I feel ashamed to say that. My parents are pretty wise people and they know me better than anyone. The first thing my mother said when I walked into the house was āwhat has you in a pout.ā (laughing shrug) She and Gabriella would definitely get along. I needed advice and perspective. And help finishing this. Now its perfect (smiles) All its missing is a magical arrival, suited to Santa down there.Ā
Ā
JACK smirks, pushes open door
to second floor. A crowd of peopleĀ
are gathered around one deskĀ
laughing loudly.Ā
Ā
HANNAH (calling from desk)
Whoās the sender? Oh! I got it.Ā
ED (simultaneously)
The secret Santa account.Ā
ANGELO
This is hilarious! I want this to be my new screen saver.Ā
Ā
JACK approaches group curious.
Ā
MAYA (wild burst of laughter)
Oh god! Poor Jack. It kills me every time. Heās never going to live this down.Ā
Ā
JACK freezes feet from the group.Ā
Ā
HANNAH (from desk)
Ohhh. Poor guy. And he has that whole strong silāOh! (jumps to feet) Jack! Hi!
Ā
GROUP turn shocked. AwkwardĀ
silence. ANGELO chucklingĀ
Walks towards JACK.
ANGELO
Hey man. That is hilarious. Youāve got to have a good sense of humor to send out a clip like that yourself. Good one! Its by far my favorite Secret Santa gift.Ā
JACK (between teeth)
I didnāt send you anything. I was never secret Santa. Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā
Ā Ā Ā
ANGELO
No? Oh! (glances awkwardly around) Well. Its not so bad. (laughs)
MAYA
Yeah. Its adorable, when youā
Ā
JACK jerks around back to
Stairwell. Stands looking upĀ
and down stairwell. Starts up.
Stops halfway. Faces camera.
Ā
JACK
I canāt believe she released the clip. I mean I told her to if she needed to. (beat) I was so sure she wouldnāt. And if she still felt that upset what was the gift for? (breathes deeply)
JACK stares at box. Fiddles withĀ
Bow.Ā
JACK
Maybe there really is no killing the ghosts, like she said.Ā
Ā
JACK marches up stairs.Ā
Shoves open door, to level three
Bunches of people are laughing.Ā
JACK breathes deeply. Steps outĀ
Headed to corporate conferenceĀ
Room.Ā
ED (spotting JACK)
Jack. (laughs) Hey man. That was epic!
JACK (shortly)
Thanks. Ā
MIRIAM
I loved that jump! You got a lot of height coming out of a chair that way. (playfully flirtatious) Very fit.
JACK (confused)
What jump?
ED
When youā
Ā
ED imitates JACK jumping out ofĀ
a seat throwing up hands in fear.
Ā
ED
It was awesome.Ā
JACK
What the hell video is this?
Ā
MIRIAM snorts. Uses computerĀ
Mouse to open clip.
MIRIAM
Here, have a look. I take it your pranks with Gabriella have taken on a new level of fun.
Ā
JACK approches, confused.Ā
Watches MIRIAM cautiously.Ā
JACKĀ
You donāt call her Gabby.
MIRIAM
She asked us not to. (smirks) Both when she first started working here and yesterday in a generally distributed email.Ā
JACK (smiling)
How do you even know about the pranking?Ā
MIRIAM
Oh aside from the secret Santa games its literally all anyone will talk about. The will they wonāt they of it all.
Ā
JACK shakes his head.Ā
MIRIAM nods at computer.Ā
JACK leans down, clicks onĀ
Video.
Ā
Video shows JACK at deskĀ
receiving a package. WordsĀ
scroll across the screen:
āIts our last day together until
2019.ā Lid flies off JACKās box
JACK leaps from chair tossingĀ
Box aside. Words scroll acrossĀ
Screen: āBut donāt panic. OurĀ
work family will be togetherĀ
Again soon.ā
Still shots of workers participatingĀ
In various secret Santa events
Slide across screen. Black screen
With doll company logo appears
With words: āHappy New Year!ā
Ā
JACK steps back, laughs. Tries toĀ
speak, laughs harder.Ā
Ā
JACK
I ought to kill her (laughs) (nods to MIRIAM) Thanks.
Ā
JACK crosses into conferenceĀ
room. Stops. Looking around.
Snowflakes have been hung,
Frames with lights and frostedĀ
Glass line walls like windows.
Pictures from secret Santa events
Are blown up and decorate wallsĀ
And tables.Ā
Ā
JACK (to camera)
I know I should feel bad for not helping her set all this up, but its really amazing to see it all put together. Beautiful. She has a (shakes head) next level brain. But its hard to be jealous when sheās always using it to do nice things for people.
Ā
JACK hides box behind a largeĀ
Picture of CLARA crazy-eyed
Throwing a snowball. SearchesĀ
Area.Ā
Ā
JACK (calling out)
Hey, Ed bring me a post-it and pen.
ED
You got it.
Ā
ED enters, stops observing decor.
Ā
EDĀ
Wow. Did you do all this?
JACK
Iām not Santa. I never was. But I know who is.
Ā
JACK writes on post-it:
To Santa
From The Christmas ghosts
JACK pulls off post-itĀ
Attaches to box.Ā
ED still looking around.
Ā
ED
You know this has all been really special. Whoever Santa is did a great job.
JACK (under breath)
She always does.
Ā
JACK nods to door.
Ā
JACK
Come on. Out. Youāll ruin the magic.Ā
Ā
ED chuckles back to desk.
Cut to basement.
JACK crosses to GABRIELLAās
Desk leans in.Ā
GABRIELLA has eyes closedĀ
Hand up, silently singing alongĀ
to music in headphones.Ā
JACK waits.
GABRIELLA opens eyes andĀ
Jumps.
Ā
GABRIELLA
Ack!
Ā
GABRIELLA throws off ears.Ā
Low buzz of music can be heard.
JACK grins superiorly. Ā Ā Ā
Ā
JACKĀ
Ā I should have made a video of that and sent it to everyone. Ā
GABRIELLA (raises challenging eyebrow)
Shouldaā. Wouldaā. Couldaā. Didnāt. (beat) You going to pout about that now?
JACK (snorts)
You are a seriously mean woman, Santa Claus. No Iām not going to pout. I actually though it was cute, if still a bit embarrassing. People keep leap frogging out of their desks when I walk by.Ā
GABRIELLA
So run away. You said you could.
JACK (smirking)
You know tin is really heavy, and I couldnāt leave without that guy. (Jerks head towards soldier on monitor)
Ā
GABRIELLA looks but cannot
See because of cubicle.Ā
Looks back at JACK.
GABRIELLA
Look you donāt have to tell me everything, just because I did with you.Ā
JACK (interrupting)
Oh you havenāt even begun to tell me everything. But Iām not worried.Ā
GABRIELLA (thrown)
The point is, if you need space Iāll give it to you, like you give it to me. But just say it. Maybe Iāll be offended, or disappointed but I wonāt die from it. Iām not fragile. I just have some (uncomfortable) hang ups.
JACKĀ
Cute ones. (smiles) (serious) I just didnāt know how to tell you how I was feeling until I worked it out myself. And I want to talk to you about it, later, when we arenāt at work with a hundred monitor cameras you can be sneakily using to record me.Ā
GABRIELLAĀ
Then maybe we should do it at your house. I have lots of cameras in my apartment. You should see the stuff I have on you already.Ā
JACK (appalled)
Do you really?
GABRIELLA (shakes head)
I was just messing with you.
JACK
I sort of love it when you mess with me. I must have some hang ups too.
GABRIELLA (grinning)
Cute ones.Ā
Ā
JACK and GABRIELLA shareĀ
Flirtatious regard.Ā
Ā
JACKĀ Ā Ā
I should probably get some work done before the day is over.
GABRIELLAĀ
Probably.Ā
JACKĀ
But weāll talk laterĀ
GABRIELLA
Iād like that.
JACKĀ
Hey (smirks) What are you doing New Years?
GABRIELLA
Are you actually asking? Or just quoting song lyrics.
JACK
I can do both.
GABRIELLAĀ
Not a thing. Iām usually in bed by 9:30
JACKĀ
Terrible. Weāll have to come up with something.
Ā
Scene 17: A Right Jolly Young Elf
Ā
Christmas party in executiveĀ
conference room. Employees
And families are present.Ā
Scene cuts between bits ofĀ
Party and individual interviews
Near cubicles with party inĀ
background. Several parent childĀ
duos are at the snowman makingĀ
Table, using donut holes, frostingĀ
And decorations to makeĀ
snowmen. A few guests wanderĀ
Among the pictures chatting.
There is a snowflake makingĀ
Station and a demon doll makingĀ
Station using spare doll parts fromĀ
The factory and Christmas decorations.
Ā
GABRIELLA and MARIA are in a
Corner chatting. JACK doing aĀ
Rendition of his scare fromĀ
GABRIELLAās video for a fewĀ
people.Ā
MARIA
You gonna mingle at all?Ā
GABRIELLA
I like looking at them all from back here like a special new Christmas movie, just for me.Ā
MARIA (rolling eyes)
Lord. At least come make a donut hole snowman with me.Ā
GABRIELLAĀ
You just wanna eat the donuts and frosting.Ā
MARIAĀ
Yeah! And?
Ā
GABRIELLA giggles and follows
MARIA.Ā
Cut to FRANK cubicle.
FRANK
How are Clara and I now? (smile) Weāre fine. We're good. Pelting the common enemy with snowballs definitelyĀ helped. New year, new attitude. (looks over shoulder) I havenāt done fun things like this with Linda since she got sick. We should do more of it. Sheās really enjoying herself. All thanks to a weird little genius Santa.Ā
Ā
Cut to party.Ā
JACK using phone to film a childĀ
Judge picking the best snowman.Ā
Ā
CHILD
This one.Ā
Ā
CHILD grabs a snowman tries
To shove it into his mouth.Ā
Ā
ADULTS
No!Ā
GABRIELLA (jumping up)
The toothpicks!
Ā
JACK drops phone reaching forĀ
CHILD.
CHILD spits out toothpick withĀ
Superior expression.
A few people laugh, others lookĀ
Relieved.Ā Ā
Cut to cubicle, ANGELO.Ā
Ā Ā
ANGELO
This was a terrific Christmas. The games were great, and everyone was nicer. I donāt think thereĀ will be any topping it next year. (beat grinning) Although I still maintain Ed and I deserved thanks for those awesome supplies we stole for everyone.Ā
Ā
Cut to party JACK and MARIA
Chatting with FRANK and hisĀ
Wife LINDA.Ā
MARIA
Well I do live with her rent free. When your patroness asks a favor you canāt say no.Ā
JACKĀ
Who are you kidding? I know you loved making the deadly quartet of snowmen I got.Ā
MARIA (smirking)
Oh yeah, that was great fun.Ā
LINDA
Sounds like it. All these contests were apparently good stress relievers. (glances meaningfully at FRANK)
FRANK
I donāt know what sheās talking about.Ā
Ā
Cut to party MR. COLEMANĀ
Chatting with MAYA and ED
Near dessert table.Ā
MAYA
Mr. Coleman, I just have to say, this years Secret Santa was lovely? I donāt know if you hired a team building firm or came up with it all on your own, but it was amazing. Thank you so much. It made the holidays lovely.Ā
MR. COLEMAN (awkwardly)
Of course, my pleasure.Ā
ED
And it was fun!Ā
MR. COLEMAN (laughs)
Thats good for morale.Ā
MAYAĀ
Oh definitely. I havenāt seen everyone get along this well ināever.
MR. COLEMAN
Well, (spots DANIEL BURNS) Daniel.
DANIEL BURNS
Mr. Coleman, wonderful party. My kids are unfortunately attached to the demon doll station. That was a great idea (chuckles)
MR. COLEMAN
Yes. Its working out quite well. I was just saying I donāt think weāve received any complaints about (shrugs, downplaying) anything this holiday season.
DANIEL BURNS
Nope. Nope. Its been lovely. Your new secret Santa strategy is a real hit.Ā
MR. COLEMAN
Excellent.Ā
Ā
Cut to cubicles, DANIEL BURNS.Ā
Ā
DANIEL BURNS
Well, we got a few complaints. Mostly petty stuff. A few people keep having their lunches stolen out of office fridges. And there were three anonymous complaints about an employees body odor. I wonāt name names. But over all this year was much better than last in my opinion. I canāt say I loved being viciously pelted with snowballs but it was in the name of fun, right?
Ā
Cut to party CLARA and HANNAH
Watching kids at demon doll table.
Ā
CLARA (whispering to HANNAH)
This is such a terrible table. I canāt believe I let Jewel participate.Ā
Ā
Behind the pair, GABRIELLAĀ
Finds her gift box.
Ā
HANNAH
I know. Iād sleep with one eye open if she brings home that two headed three armed monstrosity.Ā
Ā Ā
Both giggle.Ā Ā
Ā
HANNAH
But she seems to be having a good time.Ā
Ā
CLARA
The best. Iām so glad sheās getting a healthy chance to let off some steam. (raises brow) At least I hope this is healthy. At any rate she isnāt the only utter weirdo.Ā
Ā
Both giggle again.Ā
GABRIELLA carries gift box
Out of conference room.Ā
Cut to cubicles, GABRIELLA
Lays down box reverently.
Slowly lifts lid and removesĀ
Nutcracker with a new crackerĀ
arm attached. New arm features
Pictures of GABRIELLA and her
Mother. JACK approaches slowly.Ā
GABRIELLA looks up speechless.
Ā
JACK
I tried to age the photos a little so theyād fit in with the nutcrackers well loved sweater esthetic.Ā
Ā
GABRIELLA looks at the nutcracker
And back to JACK.Ā
Ā
JACKĀ
I tested it out with walnuts and pecans, so I know it works.
GABRIELLA (choked)
Its perfect. Better than perfect.
Ā
GABRIELLAĀ lays nutcrackerĀ
Carefully in box.Ā
Ā
JACKĀ
There is nothing better than pā
GABRIELLA (interrupting)
I know you want to talk later but (beat) (steps closer) If you donāt object I think I need to kiss you right now.
JACK (nods)
No objā
Ā
GABRIELLA grabs the back ofĀ
JACKās head for aĀ sweetĀ
passionate kiss.
JACK and GABRIELLAĀ
separate, staring flirtatiously.
Ā
JACK
You stole my line.
Ā
GABRIELLA shrugs and smirks.Ā
Ā
GABRIELLAĀ
You can ask next time.Ā
Ā
Both grin.Ā
Cut to cubicle MIRIAM.
Ā
MIRIAM
Well, I was disappointed not to meet Santa Claus, but if this post-it I found is right. I did (sing-song) āSee Jack Forrest kissing Santa Claus.ā (laughs) How many people get to say that. (grins)
Ā
Cut to party. All employeesĀ
Have party poppers.
Ā
ALL
1. 2. 3.Ā
Ā
ALL pull open crackers. ConfettiĀ
Sprays everywhere and cash fallsĀ
to the ground tied with ribbons andĀ
Employee names. Everyone shockedĀ
And excited, picking up money andĀ
Looking amongst themselves.Ā
JACK looks at GABRIELLA with aĀ
Raised brow.
Ā
ANGELO
Mr. Coleman. Thanks so much! This is great. The whole thing has been great.Ā
Ā
FRANKĀ glances between COLEMAN
And JACK.Ā
Ā
FRANK
Absolutely. Best year yet. This is such a generous addition.Ā
Ā
MR. COLEMAN throws JACK aĀ
Dirty look briefly turns back toĀ
guests.Ā
Ā
MR. COLEMAN
Its my pleasure. And once the accounting department has a chance to sort out just how productive a year weāve had I hope to send out additional bonuses in the new year.Ā
Ā
Cut to cubiclesĀ
GABRIELLA and JACK.
Ā
JACK
I donāt know why Iām surprised. (laughs) You went behind my back and did it anyway. Do you know how muchā
Ā
MR. COLEMAN exits conference
Room approaching pair. Looks atĀ
JACK.Ā
Ā Ā Ā
JACKĀ
Look, sir.Ā
GABRIELLA (simultaneously)
Jack didnāt have anything to do with it. I did it behind his back.Ā
MR. COLEMAN (nods)
So the little speech about listening to my employees didnāt lead to ignoring me?
JACKĀ
I fully support what she did.Ā
MR. COLEMAN (shakes head)
If either of you disobey my direct orders again youāre fired. Since it turns out you were right about the goodwill, Jack, Iāll let it go. (mildly annoyed) Iāll see you both in the new year.Ā
Ā
MR. COLEMAN exits grouchily.
Ā
GABRIELLAĀ
What did he mean by all that?
JACK (shrugs)
I might have argued for the bonuses without you there.
GABRIELLA
I canāt believe you did that.Ā
JACKĀ
I was just trying to (waves noncommittally) invest more in this place. It pissed him off though. So thereās probably no chance I get that manager position.
GABRIELLA
I didnāt realize you wanted it that badly. If you do Iām sure we can find a way to prove to him that youāre the best person for the job.Ā
JACKĀ
Over you?
GABRIELLA (raises a brow)
If you want an honest to goodness competition between us for a mangers job, Iām game. And Iād lay odds on me to win. But (rolls eyes) itāll have to be somewhere else. If even you think Coleman is more likely to listen to you, (sarcastic) than to a silly little girl like me.Ā
Ā
JACK snorts.Ā
Ā
GABRIELLA
Anyway, (shrugs) Iāve decided not to try for it.Ā
JACKĀ
What about your five year plan?Ā
GABRIELLAĀ
It needs a rewrite. Iāve been thinking of using this job as the thing that pays my bills while I open my old business again. Slower this time, and (beat) I want to tell you all of it, but maybe later. If you want, I may be able to find you a place in my company, not that you have to or anything. (playful shrug) You probably wonāt have time once youāre the IT manager. You really will be good at the job, you get along with everyone, your pretty diplomatic when you want to be, and your at least the second smartest tech here. Youāre way too smart for your job if it isnāt what you want.Ā
Ā
JACK laughs.Ā
Ā
JACKĀ
We can talk about it all later. For now, lets go tell everyone who their Secret Santa was.
GABRIELLA
Donāt you dare!Ā Ā Ā
JACK (laughing)
Why not?
GABRIELLA
Youāll ruin the magic. They didnāt know who it was, so they just embraced it. They made friends, healed wounds, and were so grateful to Mr. Coleman that he didnāt fire either of us for insubordination. Leave it a magical mystery. They just needed a little āsnappy happy ever after.ā
Ā
JACK (rolls eyes)Ā
You really are the sappiest girl in the world. At least join in the fun, Santa.Ā
Ā
GABRIELLA nods.Ā
Cut to cubicle, JACK.
Ā
JACK
Well, my mother said the only way I would know what she was thinking was to ask her. And I guess I got my answer.Ā
Ā
Beat unheard question.
Ā
JACK
How did secret Santa work out this year? Pretty fucking magical. (shakes head) I donāt know yet if we managed to kill the ghosts, but I know I had a lot of fun being on the naughty list. I would definitely steal those reindeer again given the chance. (winks)
Ā
Cut to cubicle, GABRIELLA
Ā
GABRIELLAĀ
Did we kill the ghosts? I donāt know, (picks up nutcracker) I know I can still feel it breaking. But now, so much stronger than I feel the break, I feel it healing. Maybe it was never a matter of killing the ghosts. Maybe it was just about finding them a place to feel at home. And if a little while down the line they pop back up and need retribution (shrugs) Jack has given me permission to do my worst.Ā
Ā
Beat unheard question.Ā
Ā
GABRIELLA (smugly)
Of course that clip exists. Nothing is ever erased from the internet. But as soon as I mentioned it I knew youād look for it, and thats my leverage. So I changed some keywords and titles and (beat) lost it a little. Now Iāve got it in the bank the next time he annoys me. And lets face it, he will.Ā
Ā
Beat unheard question.Ā
Ā
GABRIELLAĀ
Iām really quite pleased with my tenure as Santa. The party went well, the games were a hit and Iāve got a few more tricks up my sleeve before this Christmas season is over. (raises brow)
Ā
Cut to executive conferenceĀ
room 9:30. Janitors enter roomĀ
already clean except for poppers
On table, each with one of theĀ
Janitors names. Exchange looks.Ā
Open crackers. Each gets a fiftyĀ
dollar bill.Ā Ā Ā
UNSEEN SANTA TOY
Ho. Ho. Ho. Merry Christmas!
Ā
Cut to cubicles GABRIELLA.
Ā
GABRIELLA (shrugs)Ā
I saved on the decorating budget and redistributed it as I saw fit. (laughs) Iām not sure I, ready to relinquish this hat. (winks)
Ā
GABRIELLA pulls a Santa hatĀ
Out from behind her back andĀ
Slips it on her head.
Ā
NARRATOR
EMMA THOMPSON :) (I aim small)
Then laying a finger aside of her nose, and giving a wink, in a whirl of twinkles she goes.Ā
Twinkling Fade Out
THE END Ā
Ā
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